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Friday, October 28, 2005

My Dunks

This Is My Sucky Ugly Disgusting Dunks...Look And The Two Sides...One Have Colour The Other one Don Have! WTF!
This Is The Fucking Nice Dunks I Bought For 100 Bucks! Muahahaha...I'm So Happy to Buy It!

So Nice...I Cant Stop Admiring It...ahahaha....It's So Cool Lah...At Last I Bought A nice Dunks!

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4:59 AM

18 At Last!

I'm 18 At Last!!!! Even Though it's 3.30am in the morning... I'm still awake and blog. Wtf? At last!!!!!!!!!!
I Can Watch RA movies Legally
I Can Buy Beer And Liquor Legally
I Can Buy Condom Legally
I Can Fuck Legally
I Can Go Clubbing Legally
I Can Slap My IC to The Bouncers In The Club Legally
I Can Smack Those Who Are Not 18 Yet With My IC Legally
I Can Fuck Girls Who Are Under 18.....LOL!

Obviously The Last three are crap.
Anyway I had a really fun time from the start of my holidays till now so far. Since when i started my holidays Jon start to come to my house to "WORK" haha...obviously played dota and watched movies at my place and also sometimes when to orchard to shop abit...so much fun with him...So much we had when we are together laughing at disgusting things and the more disgusting it was the louder we laughed.... I had soooo much Dota...until recently because i got to go chalet and do some important stuff so i didnt dota like....5 days?6 days? yea...so lets talk about the chalet....the first chalet i went in october was steve's chalet...it was fun knowing some new people....and played mahjong with them and games la...but the best is still last week's Chalet...Seno's Chalet...Before we went...jon was at my house then after that seno came over to my place then we went to downtown east together....when i reached there, there's no one i know there except seno...so i just interact with them...they are one bunch of friendly dota guys!! There were near 20 guys and three girls one of them is attached with one of the guys there. One with big boobs who seems very familar...maybe she's one of the actress i worked with in ngee yan poly. Then there's this pretty girl...slim and pretty...too good for me...Anyway...i talked with some of the guys hanging around the bbq pit(the girls are in the room), mostly about dota and i didnt do much of talking because i'm damn hungry and i kept eating...aahhahaa...then after i was full i played blackjack with a bunch of guys...around 5, 6 guys...we only bet 20 cents or 10 cents...ahahaha inside the room they are betting like...1 dollar to 10 dollars!!!! so we said once one of us earn one buck then we go to the "Casino Boat"(gambling inside the room) hahaha...so i did win enough money to get me a drink from the vending machine...ahaha...i did not use my winnings to bet in the "Casino Boat"...haha...after that we played some lame game...007...means the first person points to someone then shout zero then that guy must point to another guy and shout zero again then that another guy points then that guy say seven and then the last guy shout bang and points at a guy then the two guys beside them must do some stupid action. If anyone fail to follow how the game goes....he get the forfeit. Of course the three girls are involve. Then after two or three round of that stupid game we changed to a indian poker. Means u put a poker card on your head without knowing wad is the card. Smallest is Diamond two and the biggest is spade Ace. so everyone can only change their card once...so there are some who dota and some don dota. So just nice does who dota are one half(we sat in a circle) and the other half is the 3 girls and those who never dota....So we planned to cheat...ahhaha...if our card is the smallest...then we signal each other...then we change. muahahahaa... at first we blur and one of us got FIRST BLOOD and then after that we cheated like crazy and they found out! LOL....then they change game...they change to weird and cannot cheat game(bad news) then this is how it goes...you write a number in a paper and u fold it(they wrote in a notebook and close it) then one by one guess wads NOT the number then the one who guessed it get the forfeit! damn scary....there are two or three times it almost kana me! Really have heart Attack lah! This is the last game it is the most fun one! The forfeit is damn funny lah! the First forfeit for that game is a guy drink a tomato sauce drink with banana inside! WTF!!!! thats not the worst...the worst is...half way drinking...he spit back inside!!!!!!! and he stop drinking actually we scolded him then! I suggested a most disgusting thing! I TOLD THEM TO MAKE THAT A FORFEIT!!! OMG!!! THEN I was so fucking afraid that i'll kana but heng i started early because the guy who got the last forfit was quite near to me so........one guy kana and he really drank it!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! GOT SPIT INSIDE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then the rest of the forfeit we say after the guy got forfeit...the next suay person is a girl! the girl with bf!!! We actually suggest her to do a riding action on her bf one but they don wan....wah lau...end up his bf do push up and kiss her...it's like nothing much lor....it's more like her bf kana forfeit lor...ahahaha then the next forfeit is this guy got to take out his underwear and swing it in the air!!!!ahahaahahaha....LOL...wtf man! damn disgusting...then Someone got the next forfeit!!!!!! LICK THE FLOOR!!!! 5CM!!!!!!!!!! LICK 5CM LONG!!!!! OMG!!!!!! WE STEP AROUND THEN HE LICK!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!! FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!! Then the next forfeit we took a longggggg time to suggest wad to forfeit then he keep say don wan la....then we decided on something...since he's the one who first suggested to make the couple ride...he will ride the next person who forfeit!!!!!!! the girls are praying that is not them....LOL....then it end up it's a guy! omg....he ride until like fucking him happily...the last guy get the forfeit like kana raped...LOL...Then after that we stop and went to find food...then walk here walk there find no fucking food...we wanna find mac but cannot find althought we walk past it and didnt notice then at last when we decided to order the 24/7 mac from a call...then while walking back...we saw the mac that we walked past just now! And it's closed....sad...anyway we called and ordered the food then we talk cork and play ps2 games...and eat crappyy bbq food as it was raining....i donno how the fuck the guy cook in the rain but it's hot and cooked so what helll i'm damn hungry i eat...ahahaha...i put nutella with crabmeat!!!! ahhaaha...it's nice ok...i just heck care and eat with joy and with nutella all over my lips...it's like someone tried to cum in my mouth with their chocolate cum but missed some shots. Anyway....after some sessions of talking cork we got our food then after that we played naruto!!! then after that we went up to 2nd floor to go for second round gambling! this time i borrowed 1 dollar from seno and played 50 cents....slowly i earn earn and i earned 3-4 bucks!!!! and i used 2.50 bucks to pay the chalet and i also use my own 10 bucks...together 12.50 bucks for the chalet...i think it's damn worth it! hahaha..then we play Fatal Frame Two In 7am...morning....but we close all the curtains so it became damn dark....then i thought it would be damn scary....but i ended up sitting in the front and talking cork and making fun of that guy controling...it's just two bitches taking pictures of ghost and the ghost look damn stupid and the guy playing is damn blur so it's damn funny...the ghost fucked him so many times and he still cannot killl him...LOL...then got one disgusting broken neck ghost...i find that scary and also funny! LOL...ahahaaha....and then some bosses they fight....damn stupid...instead of a scary game...i slept! LOL...then after that they play SMACK DOWN2!!!!!!! WOOOOHHOOOO.....DAmn fun lah! ahahaaha...i was around one of the best smack down player....and of course...i'm the best naruto player there...haha....oh ya...i forgot to say about the girls! after they bathed(after the forfeit games) they washed away their makeup and one of them looked damn different! Then i Remember Jon or someone told me a story about this husband didnt see his wife without makeup until the night they are married to each other....and they slept with each other and when he saw his wife without makeup...he thought it was another person! LOL....totally different man...better see your gal without makeup....that may shock u! Anyway...after the smack down game...everybody it's like damn tired....i slept like....less then half an hour....then slowly one by one suggested to go home...so we went home...me and seno slept in the bus like there's no tml....from fucking downtown east(pasir ris) to fucking chinatown....u know how fucking long anot...then when i got home...i bathed, sleepppppppp, jon came over...i said helo and continue sleepingggggggg.....then when i woke up i saw jon watching "Whose line is it anyway" damn funny...ahaha...then i had my dinner then went to playground near jon house to talk about his relationship with his gf... and alot of stuff la...talk....laugh....feel abit sad....almost cried...aiya...we had some problems life then we talked about it...well...once we feel sad we try to make ourselve laugh then haizzz again....ahahaha...anyway i had a good chat with jon then i went back home and sleepppp....LOL...damn tired la...well...today...i didnt do anything much....just that i celebrated my birthday with my mum and she cooked damn nice food lah!!!!!!! i eat like i never eat for one week! Then after that jia hua intro me to this guy who are selling a nice brown dunks that i wanted....and i got a deal for 100 bucks! haha...he came down to my place and give it to me in spite of the heavy rain...it was in a pink box....haha...I'll Post it up in my Next Post....I Had A Really Good Time In My Holidays! I Wish it Goes on till end of my hoildays! Wish Nothing Bad will happen! Haaha...now it's going to be 5am...i better get going! ZzzzzZzzz....

Phrase? Hmmm... : friends are like underwear, always near u.
good friends are like condoms, always proctecting u,
best friend are like viagra, lift u up when u r down!


=) Peace Out~

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4:44 AM

Sunday, October 16, 2005

FUCK

This Maybe a Angry Post so let me start with saying FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiya...Let Start with other stuff...today i spent like 20?30? shit man...i know that i'm suppose to save money but...temptations la...dota and food...I cant wait for holidays man...i have so many things to do man. Gym and games like badminton and not dota. And shopping(sounds gay i know). And My special Job. I'm really looking forward for my special job...Most of the time i'll be busy with that...

Exams Are fuckin near it's only next week and i only know 30% or maybe 20% of my module! Shit man...tml i shall study and scoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....i wish lah....haiz... sunday which is today and monday(no sch) tuesday(i have a paper on this day) i'll study like i'm having N's...LOL...super last minute man....donno can make it anot...

Haiz...i'm feeling quite down at times especially i'm alone at home or maybe hanging out alone...because think of some stuff like i think of the old good friends i have...they are like drifting further apart from me...i'm talking about my ex-classmates in GESS...don worry i'm not talking about Peter's Gang...You Guys rock...we gonna get crazy after A's ok? Haiz...my ex-classmates is like slowly going further and further especially those who have gone thru with me all that 4 crappy years in GESS and till now... I always hate to drift apart from my friends especially good really good friends....it is one of the things i hate the most. I have lost contact one group of frenz before maybe they are too old and mature for me...i don know...they are like 10++ years older then me...but they like to play games...but because of some game shit...we slowly lost contact that was like i was in sec3....i kinda still angry of myself becos of that and i kinda miss them too...hmmm....it seems like i gonna lose another group of frenz...becos they are like drifting further away from me and now it's like......i donno how to describe it... it's just fucked up....All This is i knew it was coming afew months ago. All This Shit Happen Just Because of a fucked up bitch. I'll hate her for life. She's my only enemy. In my whole life...i didnt have a enemy before. I didnt even thought of anyone as my enemy but now...she's like taking all my frenz away.....i fucking hate her...i wish all my frenz will know her true self and hate her too and leave her to be a loner and she commit suicide and die somewhere nobody know and she just rot there and she will appear in the show called "Missing". She's like a devil....makes people's life difficult and sad then act angel in front of everyone and also act pathetic and let everyone sympathize her. Fucked Up...Hate Her Forever! My First Ever Enemy And The Only Enemy I'll Have. Anyway now...all my ex-classmate frenz got their brain washed by that motherfatherfucking bitchass slut whore. Wasted so much energy and money on her...i'm so stupid... But Never mind....i'm stupid becos i'm brainwashed by her! Push all the blames on her so that i wouldnt hate myself and hate her instead! LOL.....

You know wad would be fun? I can turn back time and also forward time... i turn back time and slowly torture till she die and after that turn back time and torture her again with other methods...see which method can last the longest and the most torturing! Devil Bitchass Slut.

Ok...this is a angry post. LOL

What Phrase?

hmmm...

Fuck Off Fucked up MotherFatherGrandfatherGrandmotherAuntieUncleFucking Bitchhole Slutass
BIG NOSE FLAT CHESTED WORTHLESS WHORE!!!!!! Stay Away From My Life! Fuck Somewhere Else Whore. Go Geylang and Sell Your Chee Bye and Give them a free gift! You can let them enjoy the new sex! LET THEM FUCK YOUR NOSE!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

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1:11 AM

Thursday, October 13, 2005

The Strokes

As I Skipped School Once again today, I'm doing some random surfing and i was also searching for lyrics of the songs i've been listening nowadays...and i found this quite interesting. I'm gonna Follow Alvin's style of blogging about songs... just read the lyrics...alvin u may know wad i'm talking about...it's about the BOLD LETTERS...haha.
Here u go "Between Love & Hate" By The Strokes.


"Between Love & Hate"

Watched her as she wiped her eyes;
You don't make me sorry. Now I know
That you never listened - Listen.

Thinking about that high school dance
Worrying about the finals
Yes I know
You're feeling lonely
Oh lonely, so lonely.

Never needed anybody, I never needed anybody
I never needed anybody, I never needed nobody
Don't worry about it, honey
I never needed anybody
I never needed anybody, it won't change now.

Am I wrong?
Don't sing along with me.
I said I was fine,
It's just the second time
We lost the war

She'd be in the kitchen
I would start the fire
Those days are gone
But you know I can't give up - Give up.

P.S. if i may ask why
When will they get tired
We've stayed up
All night tryin' - Tryin'.

Never needed anybody, I never needed nobody
I never needed anybody, I never needed anybody
Don't worry about it, honey
I never needed anybody
I never needed anybody, it won't change now.

Am I wrong?
Don't sing along with me.
I said I was fine.
The second time
We lost the war


=) I hope Alvin knows wad i'm Talking About.

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3:33 PM

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

ExamS!

Woooo...Exams Coming Next Week...So Scary...Nowadays all my test i just plainly take pictures using my phone then cheat in the test! LOL!!! Shit Man...This Must Choing man. Bo Chiong Buay Sai Ar! Talking About Choing-ing my studies...what the fuck am i doing herE? LOL...Shit Happens. I Just finish school lah...after my PE...very tired. Haha...Excuses everywhere... Anyway anyone interested in joining me for exercising or gyming 19 onwards....Please tell me~! I said in my last post that after my ankle gets well....I Jolly well go gym-ing...haha. Now i know i'll need someone to accompany go gym with me otherwise i'll be too bored and after one or two week u will see my ass back at billy bombers munching Burgers...ahahaha...And...at around 26 oct i'll be going for a shopping spree...i know it sounds very gay but yeah I'm really going to shop...ahahaaha...Shop till my balls drop.

Hmm...Nowadays I'm doing quite good...there are the good and bad times of course...but i've been laughing alot with jon and charls....ahahaaha...Laugh till my mouth's muscle cramp sia...next time before going out with them must do mouth stretching! LOL...The bad times i had are in school lah...wah lau...knn alot of shit la...teacher don like me la...Some people jeolous of my marks i get in my test la(ya...i copied but so do those who are jealous about my marks!)... My friends keep pestering me to go dota with them...very irritating...if i don go, they will say wad i not steady la...i not brother la...blah blah blah...KAN NI NAH! Heng holidays coming...i have been wishing for that for a long long time...And maybe i can enjoy life after i finish my ITE studies IF i can defer my NS. Really know...very fucked up to go so soon because if i go NS, i would not be able to enjoy the life of a 18 year old guy would have! so at least let me enjoy! After I'm in poly...I'll be damn Happy man...it's like one of my biggest goal in my life! So i really i can go there and be a student there...Continuing In poly is another thing...i know it is going to be damn tough in the second and third year so...i giving myself high hopes...LOL. For Now...just wish i would be going to NS anywhere soon! haha...Wish Me Luck Or You Can Help me Find the Big Shots in Army Then help me suck their dicks and tell them to defer me from NS...That would be highly appreciated.






shinjiru tame ni  utagatte kita
mamotteku tame ni  hito o kizutsuketa
=)

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4:44 PM

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Today Is My Happiest DOTA Day Among All My Days Of DOTA So far.
I OWN PEOPLE.
I WAS BEYOND GODLIKE FOR THE FIRST TIME WHEN PLAYING WITH REAL PEOPLE!
It is also the First time i won FOUR Games In A ROW!
Ok...I Admit...the last round playing against other people...that one is damn tyco...i use my CheapAss Strategy...PUMP THE CREEPS WHEN U THINK YOUR ENEMIES START TO OWN YOUR TEAM! HAHA... Playing with Public is always so mysterious and dangerous...haha...
The Other Three Matches I Feel So Happy Lah...hahahaha....

I must First Thank My Si Fu, Jeremy. And Seno for training me...Tommy also....My ITE frenz...haha...There's so many people i wanna Thank...So I'll Just Say I Thank Everyone.

HAHA! Like i taking grammy awards like that. Wah...This is the first time i paying 10 bucks so happily for my game. HAHA! DOTA is good....it can make someone's day like mine, A happy and wonderful one...And also at times piss me off becos of the careless-ness...haha...so i must Train Hard and win alot of matches and stay happy and problem-less...haha! A simple Game and just in afew hours It Just Made Today and Tommorrow A Happy, Carefree And Wonderful Day...

Although My Com broke down....I'M STILL LOVIN IT! Haha...maybe abit pissed abt it but keep thinking abt winning in dota matches just make me happier! Haha...All My Feelings For Games Are Back In Action! Full Of Passion And Love And CRAP....LOL....Maybe Tml I Reformatting my com and lose more matches to seno to learn new things and steal some hints and tips from jeremy! muahhahaahahaha...


DOTA PHARSE: If You Think You Gonna Lose Or Your Enemies Becoming Gay, NUKE AND PUMP CREEPS!!!

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11:45 AM

Monday, October 03, 2005

A Two Great Day!

Wow!!! I'm so excited to blog today! Ok Lets Start from yesterday...
Hmmm...Let me do some recall for awhile...It's Something too fun to forget...hahaaha

Ok....Yesterday! I decided not to visit my grandpa this week becos i forgot abt the celebration for both shang wei's and shuan's Birthdays! So i remembered AFTER i blogged and i'm lazy to change my post so...fuck it lor...haha...then Jon the kuku came over to my house early in the morning(10.30am i know it's not early to YOU but it's early to me) to watch naruto and exchange our porn collection....ahahahahaa...Basically we are sick of our porn so we exchange lor... fuck lor...he put in his thumbdrive and only manage to have two porn videos inside...while i gave him 5-6 disc full of porn! that bastard...haha...Porn is good ok...they can help release stress and anger and It can help u to forget all problems...because when u watch porn...your brain will be ONLYYYYYYYY thinking about porn and nothing else so it's good for Health so those bitches outside saying that porn is disgusting and shit like that....DEAL WITH IT!! YOU GONNA GET SCREWED ONE DAY...SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH...Ok...i tell u wad...i know after all this, all the bitches(One of the main point of a female being a bitch is to find porn disgusting) still find it disgusting. So i have an idea for all of you! So listen up! Ok...let me give u the most common example. You come over my house And into my room without me noticing and u saw me watching porn...and u're like "ewwww" so this when the idea come in! Ok...u hide underneath my computer table and suck my dick. This Way we both are happy. You don see the DISGUSTING PORN and i'm enjoying both my porn and getting my dick sucked. Ok Enough of that...After that jon and I went to orchard to get fidah(jon's gf) a present... buy some cute white bear then wrapped it up...I love orchard man...So Many Hot Babes and Hot MUMS....ahahaaha! Then i'm off to suntec arcade to meet the gang there...well...not the whole gang...some of them then we went to Toy"R"us to find some lame presents....ahaha...but in the end we feel very bad to give such lame toys...so we continue to find presents as our gang members slowly one by one showed up...Then we searched around the suntec to find two presents. Then i think they quickly decided on two presents and bought them. After that we went to clementi mrt station and met up with the rest of the gang...then we walked to shang wei's place and we heard that shuan is dating a girl on his birthday and not with us...that horny bastard...oh well...we just went to shang wei's place and her mum claimed that his classmates and him are at the park soooooooooo we walked there...when we reach there...we all are using our last few bit of energy to find somewhere to rest our lazy fatasses& our feets. NEXT! WATER! We are so desperate for it that we actually SMELL WATER! COLD WATER! WONDERFUL! Then Peter Spotted the orange syrup and we mixed in the big pail(i donno wad that call so use pail lor) of cold water! TWO THUMBS UP FOR PETER'S ORANGE DRINK! i drank alot....then NEXT! FOOD! we saw some maids who are shang wei's frenz in his class, are doing the BBQ...so we act blur and go somewhere else and to wait for the food to be ready...Then Shaun called and say he will be coming abit later...Then suddenly shang wei come tell us that we are playing captain ball! I was like SHITTT la....becos i'm wearing long sleeve collar shirt and jeans...it's not very easy to move around u see...and they all also never tell me the dressing code so i decided to wear like wad jon is wearing to meet his GF...ahaha..of course he wear nice nice la...for me...i'm just copy...lol...end up regretting wearing it. I Played anyway...because i didnt wan to miss the fun....well...i didnt wan to sweat or wan any sweaty dicks to touch me so when i got the ball i just faster pass to someone...haha...well..there's one point i got quite pissed with shang wei's frenz becos they played abit rough(i didnt got the chance to get rough becos i don wan any sweaty assholes to touch me) and they are like...suaning us and they are like three people blocking someone who is trying to START the ball! Middle of the game nvm...BUT THEY SCORED AND THEN WHEN WE WANT TO START THE BALL THEY COME BLOCK US! THREE CHEEBYE THERE SOMEMORE! KNN! So there's one time i got mad and do abit of rough defence when i got the ball...becos they like to use three people block you right? Guess wad i did? I grab the ball tight and turn to my right and my left Then the cheebyes around me all got elbowed and fuck off liao...then i pass the ball...Then got one sissy cheebye tell bob(he know shang wei's frenz becos he same school) Then i whenever i got the ball no one dare to come around me...haha...then bob like asking wads wrong...but i didnt wan to fuss abt it and spoil the mood so i said nothing and continue the game for awhile more and went to join the slackin club who are relaxing one corner and watch those sweaty dicks chasing and playing the game as if they gonna get their dicks(for the boys)and boobs cut off(for the girls although some are flat nvm can cut their nipples because sure have nipple no matter how flat it is)If they lose the game. Then somehow someway...slowly one by one join our club and the game ended...we got thrashed but we laugh about it...and what is the best thing is THE MAID FINISH BBQ-ING THE CHICKEN WINGS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAHA...I didnt wan to eat them becos i know there is no tap around for me to wash my hands after i eat so i eat other yummy food...eat eat eat like there's no tml...The food is damn nice la...OH YA! Our group are fucking anti social lah! ahahahahahaha....we took our food and sit far away from shang wei's classmates Even we have to sit on the ground! We sit there so many people like we having a cult like that! so funny sia...Then talk talk talk then afew of us thought of a very evil plan for shang wei! ahahaahaha...see That godwin quite small size...look nerdy one...BUT HE'S ACTUALLY VERY EVIL GUY! BECAUSE HE THOUGHT OF THAT PLAN! SO HE AND I COMBINE OUR EVIL POWERS AND BECOME SUPER EVIL! I kana helped him to improve the plan...haha...The Plan is...we put butter on the monkey bars and then challenge him to see who can climb the the monkey bar faster! So we found out that seno can skip from the 1st bar to the 5th bar! so we put the butter on the three bars on the middle! hahaha...then we wanted to tell him immediately after that but it is abit too obvious...becos it's like one group of people hanging around the monkey bars....isn't it very suspicious? haha...so we decided to tell him later...Then we went back to join the cult group and told them about it...ahaahaha...then after that shang wei gather all of us and he told us that we are going to play this war game, it goes like this. You have a base, so does your enemy then u have a bucket of water bombs(SHIT I DON HAVE EXTRA CLOTHES) that u can only use them on your base(we don care :p) and we have lifes our lifes is our paper sticky tape wrapped around us and once it is ripped u cant kill anybody. Then there's a healer so if u died...the healer can revive you. The water bombs just wan you to get wet. basically the game is like that. Then it's Ex-GESSians VS ACJC...they have girls...so it's difficult to rip theirs off wait rip wrongly how....ripped their shirt or even worst....rip their bra how? Then it's waist there leh...wait aim wrong pull their short Shorts down how...wait my horse stand up and see her Buns then my horse ready to choing liao...when my horse choing i cannot control one...my horse control me then fuck her on the spot how? Knn...Wargames Become Orgygames. Shang wei parents there somemore...KNN...if they not there no more wargames liao...all become orgygames liao...LOL...but sad to say that there's only around 5-7 girls nia...Nvm...one girl can share among five people. haha...one at the back, one infront...one left, one right and last one fuck the nehneh... no nehneh to fuck then call the fucking at the back there to fuck asshole and u fuck her cheebye...LOL...Wah Siao Sia! But I don like sharing...haha...share other things can but not sharing girl when having sex...I like to solo. Anyway, afew of them and me have no extra shirts...so alvin shouted to everyone in our base to go hide somewhere...so alvin, jeremy,godwin and me hide somewhere so secretive that no one else can find us there....muahahah....then we peek out abit... we just saw people running around...haha...then we just hide there quietly...then alvin saw suddenly everyone crowd around...means something bad happened...so i go there kpo lor...Oh...the acjc cheebye play damn rough and knock tecko's specs out and tecko cannot see so he accidently used his machine gun legs to step on his specs...tecko claim that even when he dropped his specs...the mothercheebye didnt stop playing. Second case...Lupkern Got "Raped" by two guys....one ram on to him and grabbed his head and another one grabbed him also and tore his tape off...WTF!!! I didnt see all that...if i did...both of the fathermother-sell-roti-prata Cheebyes will be tackled by me and will be resting on the ground for quite some time. and I FUCKING FORGOT I'M THE HEALER!!! SHIT!!! ahahahahaa....Daniel said he kept screaming my name....but i didnt hear leh...then of course...the game ended awkwardly. Then Lupkern went home with tecko...You Obviously know the reason. Pissed off la...wad else. Then nvm...we continue to talk cork and then cut cake! sing the birthday song...like how we did in primary school. Everything was like primary school birthday party except we don have our birthday cone hat. THEN! HERE COME THE ORGASMIC PART! THE CAKE IS EXACTLY LIKE A BROWNIE....COME TO THINK OF IT...IT IS A BROWNIE!!! I ATE LIKE FOUR PIECES WHEN ONLY ONE PERSON SHOULD HAVE ONLY ONE....AAHAAHAHAHAAHA....Then we kept everything and forgot about godwin's evil plan to slip shang wei down the monkey bar. Then we thought of another new evil plan which is to give shang wei a birthday bash...ahahahaha.....then when we got to shang wei's house...then when their parents are away...they all whacked him!!! Sadly...i was in the toilet making big birthday brownie cake for shuan. So no chance to join in the fun...Then we sit outside shang wei's house because jeremy keep scolding cheebye when shang wei's parents are nearby....and i also accidently said fuck to alvin when his mum is near enough to hear wad i said. So we are like one big group of idiots sitting outside shang wei house. we're like quarter of the time discussing where to go and the rest we are talking C.O.R.K. everybody's tired...haha...but daniel, jeremy,peter and me is not! so we went to the 24/7 lan shop to play! Wah lau on the way there my contact lens become very dry then dropped out lah! then i try to bring to a toilet nearby and wet it...BUT I'M IN THE BUS!! then when we get down...the lens dried up...so i got to see with one eye...that one nvm....BUT I USING ONE EYE TO DOTA!!! Confirm Die Alot Of times one...then Play until this morning...around 2.30am-3am like that....we played dota...battlenet....so fun lah! We played like three to four matches...but peter donno how to play so he see us play until very sian so he go home first...poor peter...he should learn how to play wad...then can play with us all...anyway although we lost one match but it's still very fun! then we went to my house by taxi then go find whose father mother sell roti prata one then we go there eat....ahahaaha no lah....we go to the 24/7 kopi tiam eat lor...then discuss about dota stuff...learnt alot of new stuff...from jeremy...and it seems that i still need alot of training. Then they went to my house and sleeeeeeeeeeep till noon then chat about WOW then they decided to go home....then after that....my eyes fail on me and i fell asleep...ahahaaha....wah...today...i play eat sleep, wake up play eat then now...blogging...haha...just now went to the lan shop to play abit...battlenet...WAH....GOT NARUTO DOTA LEH!!!! DAMN COOL LAH!!! hahaahaaha....so damn lame and funny...rock lee like got his chin replaced by a dick like that... wah i write unti like very long liao hor...that jian hui la...say wanna meet then now leave me here to blog alone. haha...going to midnight liao...i kinda tired so if there's any spelling mistakes or grammatic mistakes please forgive me lor...I shall stop here and not make this post longer anymore. It's A Great Saturday and a Restful Sunday....So Fantastic! So FUN!! This what i call ENJOYING LIFE! haha...Thanks Everyone!

Ok...now i'll end my post with either jap phrases or just english phrases or jokes...Today...it's Joke...haha


I Prayed "Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Amen"

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theGrumpyToast, Dan



      this Grumpy Toast is very grumpy. Beware, this toast bites.

      im Danny
      and yes, I REALLY BITE.


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