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Friday, October 28, 2005

18 At Last!

I'm 18 At Last!!!! Even Though it's 3.30am in the morning... I'm still awake and blog. Wtf? At last!!!!!!!!!!
I Can Watch RA movies Legally
I Can Buy Beer And Liquor Legally
I Can Buy Condom Legally
I Can Fuck Legally
I Can Go Clubbing Legally
I Can Slap My IC to The Bouncers In The Club Legally
I Can Smack Those Who Are Not 18 Yet With My IC Legally
I Can Fuck Girls Who Are Under 18.....LOL!

Obviously The Last three are crap.
Anyway I had a really fun time from the start of my holidays till now so far. Since when i started my holidays Jon start to come to my house to "WORK" haha...obviously played dota and watched movies at my place and also sometimes when to orchard to shop abit...so much fun with him...So much we had when we are together laughing at disgusting things and the more disgusting it was the louder we laughed.... I had soooo much Dota...until recently because i got to go chalet and do some important stuff so i didnt dota like....5 days?6 days? yea...so lets talk about the chalet....the first chalet i went in october was steve's chalet...it was fun knowing some new people....and played mahjong with them and games la...but the best is still last week's Chalet...Seno's Chalet...Before we went...jon was at my house then after that seno came over to my place then we went to downtown east together....when i reached there, there's no one i know there except seno...so i just interact with them...they are one bunch of friendly dota guys!! There were near 20 guys and three girls one of them is attached with one of the guys there. One with big boobs who seems very familar...maybe she's one of the actress i worked with in ngee yan poly. Then there's this pretty girl...slim and pretty...too good for me...Anyway...i talked with some of the guys hanging around the bbq pit(the girls are in the room), mostly about dota and i didnt do much of talking because i'm damn hungry and i kept eating...aahhahaa...then after i was full i played blackjack with a bunch of guys...around 5, 6 guys...we only bet 20 cents or 10 cents...ahahaha inside the room they are betting like...1 dollar to 10 dollars!!!! so we said once one of us earn one buck then we go to the "Casino Boat"(gambling inside the room) hahaha...so i did win enough money to get me a drink from the vending machine...ahaha...i did not use my winnings to bet in the "Casino Boat"...haha...after that we played some lame game...007...means the first person points to someone then shout zero then that guy must point to another guy and shout zero again then that another guy points then that guy say seven and then the last guy shout bang and points at a guy then the two guys beside them must do some stupid action. If anyone fail to follow how the game goes....he get the forfeit. Of course the three girls are involve. Then after two or three round of that stupid game we changed to a indian poker. Means u put a poker card on your head without knowing wad is the card. Smallest is Diamond two and the biggest is spade Ace. so everyone can only change their card once...so there are some who dota and some don dota. So just nice does who dota are one half(we sat in a circle) and the other half is the 3 girls and those who never dota....So we planned to cheat...ahhaha...if our card is the smallest...then we signal each other...then we change. muahahahaa... at first we blur and one of us got FIRST BLOOD and then after that we cheated like crazy and they found out! LOL....then they change game...they change to weird and cannot cheat game(bad news) then this is how it goes...you write a number in a paper and u fold it(they wrote in a notebook and close it) then one by one guess wads NOT the number then the one who guessed it get the forfeit! damn scary....there are two or three times it almost kana me! Really have heart Attack lah! This is the last game it is the most fun one! The forfeit is damn funny lah! the First forfeit for that game is a guy drink a tomato sauce drink with banana inside! WTF!!!! thats not the worst...the worst is...half way drinking...he spit back inside!!!!!!! and he stop drinking actually we scolded him then! I suggested a most disgusting thing! I TOLD THEM TO MAKE THAT A FORFEIT!!! OMG!!! THEN I was so fucking afraid that i'll kana but heng i started early because the guy who got the last forfit was quite near to me so........one guy kana and he really drank it!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! GOT SPIT INSIDE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then the rest of the forfeit we say after the guy got forfeit...the next suay person is a girl! the girl with bf!!! We actually suggest her to do a riding action on her bf one but they don wan....wah lau...end up his bf do push up and kiss her...it's like nothing much lor....it's more like her bf kana forfeit lor...ahahaha then the next forfeit is this guy got to take out his underwear and swing it in the air!!!!ahahaahahaha....LOL...wtf man! damn disgusting...then Someone got the next forfeit!!!!!! LICK THE FLOOR!!!! 5CM!!!!!!!!!! LICK 5CM LONG!!!!! OMG!!!!!! WE STEP AROUND THEN HE LICK!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!! FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!! Then the next forfeit we took a longggggg time to suggest wad to forfeit then he keep say don wan la....then we decided on something...since he's the one who first suggested to make the couple ride...he will ride the next person who forfeit!!!!!!! the girls are praying that is not them....LOL....then it end up it's a guy! omg....he ride until like fucking him happily...the last guy get the forfeit like kana raped...LOL...Then after that we stop and went to find food...then walk here walk there find no fucking food...we wanna find mac but cannot find althought we walk past it and didnt notice then at last when we decided to order the 24/7 mac from a call...then while walking back...we saw the mac that we walked past just now! And it's closed....sad...anyway we called and ordered the food then we talk cork and play ps2 games...and eat crappyy bbq food as it was raining....i donno how the fuck the guy cook in the rain but it's hot and cooked so what helll i'm damn hungry i eat...ahahaha...i put nutella with crabmeat!!!! ahhaaha...it's nice ok...i just heck care and eat with joy and with nutella all over my lips...it's like someone tried to cum in my mouth with their chocolate cum but missed some shots. Anyway....after some sessions of talking cork we got our food then after that we played naruto!!! then after that we went up to 2nd floor to go for second round gambling! this time i borrowed 1 dollar from seno and played 50 cents....slowly i earn earn and i earned 3-4 bucks!!!! and i used 2.50 bucks to pay the chalet and i also use my own 10 bucks...together 12.50 bucks for the chalet...i think it's damn worth it! hahaha..then we play Fatal Frame Two In 7am...morning....but we close all the curtains so it became damn dark....then i thought it would be damn scary....but i ended up sitting in the front and talking cork and making fun of that guy controling...it's just two bitches taking pictures of ghost and the ghost look damn stupid and the guy playing is damn blur so it's damn funny...the ghost fucked him so many times and he still cannot killl him...LOL...then got one disgusting broken neck ghost...i find that scary and also funny! LOL...ahahaaha....and then some bosses they fight....damn stupid...instead of a scary game...i slept! LOL...then after that they play SMACK DOWN2!!!!!!! WOOOOHHOOOO.....DAmn fun lah! ahahaaha...i was around one of the best smack down player....and of course...i'm the best naruto player there...haha....oh ya...i forgot to say about the girls! after they bathed(after the forfeit games) they washed away their makeup and one of them looked damn different! Then i Remember Jon or someone told me a story about this husband didnt see his wife without makeup until the night they are married to each other....and they slept with each other and when he saw his wife without makeup...he thought it was another person! LOL....totally different man...better see your gal without makeup....that may shock u! Anyway...after the smack down game...everybody it's like damn tired....i slept like....less then half an hour....then slowly one by one suggested to go home...so we went home...me and seno slept in the bus like there's no tml....from fucking downtown east(pasir ris) to fucking chinatown....u know how fucking long anot...then when i got home...i bathed, sleepppppppp, jon came over...i said helo and continue sleepingggggggg.....then when i woke up i saw jon watching "Whose line is it anyway" damn funny...ahaha...then i had my dinner then went to playground near jon house to talk about his relationship with his gf... and alot of stuff la...talk....laugh....feel abit sad....almost cried...aiya...we had some problems life then we talked about it...well...once we feel sad we try to make ourselve laugh then haizzz again....ahahaha...anyway i had a good chat with jon then i went back home and sleepppp....LOL...damn tired la...well...today...i didnt do anything much....just that i celebrated my birthday with my mum and she cooked damn nice food lah!!!!!!! i eat like i never eat for one week! Then after that jia hua intro me to this guy who are selling a nice brown dunks that i wanted....and i got a deal for 100 bucks! haha...he came down to my place and give it to me in spite of the heavy rain...it was in a pink box....haha...I'll Post it up in my Next Post....I Had A Really Good Time In My Holidays! I Wish it Goes on till end of my hoildays! Wish Nothing Bad will happen! Haaha...now it's going to be 5am...i better get going! ZzzzzZzzz....

Phrase? Hmmm... : friends are like underwear, always near u.
good friends are like condoms, always proctecting u,
best friend are like viagra, lift u up when u r down!


=) Peace Out~

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theGrumpyToast, Dan



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      im Danny
      and yes, I REALLY BITE.


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