Monday, October 03, 2005
A Two Great Day!
Wow!!! I'm so excited to blog today! Ok Lets Start from yesterday...
Hmmm...Let me do some recall for awhile...It's Something too fun to forget...hahaaha
Ok....Yesterday! I decided not to visit my grandpa this week becos i forgot abt the celebration for both shang wei's and shuan's Birthdays! So i remembered AFTER i blogged and i'm lazy to change my post so...fuck it lor...haha...then Jon the kuku came over to my house early in the morning(10.30am i know it's not early to YOU but it's early to me) to watch naruto and exchange our porn collection....ahahahahaa...Basically we are sick of our porn so we exchange lor... fuck lor...he put in his thumbdrive and only manage to have two porn videos inside...while i gave him 5-6 disc full of porn! that bastard...haha...Porn is good ok...they can help release stress and anger and It can help u to forget all problems...because when u watch porn...your brain will be ONLYYYYYYYY thinking about porn and nothing else so it's good for Health so those bitches outside saying that porn is disgusting and shit like that....DEAL WITH IT!! YOU GONNA GET SCREWED ONE DAY...SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH...Ok...i tell u wad...i know after all this, all the bitches(One of the main point of a female being a bitch is to find porn disgusting) still find it disgusting. So i have an idea for all of you! So listen up! Ok...let me give u the most common example. You come over my house And into my room without me noticing and u saw me watching porn...and u're like "ewwww" so this when the idea come in! Ok...u hide underneath my computer table and suck my dick. This Way we both are happy. You don see the DISGUSTING PORN and i'm enjoying both my porn and getting my dick sucked. Ok Enough of that...After that jon and I went to orchard to get fidah(jon's gf) a present... buy some cute white bear then wrapped it up...I love orchard man...So Many Hot Babes and Hot MUMS....ahahaaha! Then i'm off to suntec arcade to meet the gang there...well...not the whole gang...some of them then we went to Toy"R"us to find some lame presents....ahaha...but in the end we feel very bad to give such lame toys...so we continue to find presents as our gang members slowly one by one showed up...Then we searched around the suntec to find two presents. Then i think they quickly decided on two presents and bought them. After that we went to clementi mrt station and met up with the rest of the gang...then we walked to shang wei's place and we heard that shuan is dating a girl on his birthday and not with us...that horny bastard...oh well...we just went to shang wei's place and her mum claimed that his classmates and him are at the park soooooooooo we walked there...when we reach there...we all are using our last few bit of energy to find somewhere to rest our lazy fatasses& our feets. NEXT! WATER! We are so desperate for it that we actually SMELL WATER! COLD WATER! WONDERFUL! Then Peter Spotted the orange syrup and we mixed in the big pail(i donno wad that call so use pail lor) of cold water! TWO THUMBS UP FOR PETER'S ORANGE DRINK! i drank alot....then NEXT! FOOD! we saw some maids who are shang wei's frenz in his class, are doing the BBQ...so we act blur and go somewhere else and to wait for the food to be ready...Then Shaun called and say he will be coming abit later...Then suddenly shang wei come tell us that we are playing captain ball! I was like SHITTT la....becos i'm wearing long sleeve collar shirt and jeans...it's not very easy to move around u see...and they all also never tell me the dressing code so i decided to wear like wad jon is wearing to meet his GF...ahaha..of course he wear nice nice la...for me...i'm just copy...lol...end up regretting wearing it. I Played anyway...because i didnt wan to miss the fun....well...i didnt wan to sweat or wan any sweaty dicks to touch me so when i got the ball i just faster pass to someone...haha...well..there's one point i got quite pissed with shang wei's frenz becos they played abit rough(i didnt got the chance to get rough becos i don wan any sweaty assholes to touch me) and they are like...suaning us and they are like three people blocking someone who is trying to START the ball! Middle of the game nvm...BUT THEY SCORED AND THEN WHEN WE WANT TO START THE BALL THEY COME BLOCK US! THREE CHEEBYE THERE SOMEMORE! KNN! So there's one time i got mad and do abit of rough defence when i got the ball...becos they like to use three people block you right? Guess wad i did? I grab the ball tight and turn to my right and my left Then the cheebyes around me all got elbowed and fuck off liao...then i pass the ball...Then got one sissy cheebye tell bob(he know shang wei's frenz becos he same school) Then i whenever i got the ball no one dare to come around me...haha...then bob like asking wads wrong...but i didnt wan to fuss abt it and spoil the mood so i said nothing and continue the game for awhile more and went to join the slackin club who are relaxing one corner and watch those sweaty dicks chasing and playing the game as if they gonna get their dicks(for the boys)and boobs cut off(for the girls although some are flat nvm can cut their nipples because sure have nipple no matter how flat it is)If they lose the game. Then somehow someway...slowly one by one join our club and the game ended...we got thrashed but we laugh about it...and what is the best thing is THE MAID FINISH BBQ-ING THE CHICKEN WINGS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAHA...I didnt wan to eat them becos i know there is no tap around for me to wash my hands after i eat so i eat other yummy food...eat eat eat like there's no tml...The food is damn nice la...OH YA! Our group are fucking anti social lah! ahahahahahaha....we took our food and sit far away from shang wei's classmates Even we have to sit on the ground! We sit there so many people like we having a cult like that! so funny sia...Then talk talk talk then afew of us thought of a very evil plan for shang wei! ahahaahaha...see That godwin quite small size...look nerdy one...BUT HE'S ACTUALLY VERY EVIL GUY! BECAUSE HE THOUGHT OF THAT PLAN! SO HE AND I COMBINE OUR EVIL POWERS AND BECOME SUPER EVIL! I kana helped him to improve the plan...haha...The Plan is...we put butter on the monkey bars and then challenge him to see who can climb the the monkey bar faster! So we found out that seno can skip from the 1st bar to the 5th bar! so we put the butter on the three bars on the middle! hahaha...then we wanted to tell him immediately after that but it is abit too obvious...becos it's like one group of people hanging around the monkey bars....isn't it very suspicious? haha...so we decided to tell him later...Then we went back to join the cult group and told them about it...ahaahaha...then after that shang wei gather all of us and he told us that we are going to play this war game, it goes like this. You have a base, so does your enemy then u have a bucket of water bombs(SHIT I DON HAVE EXTRA CLOTHES) that u can only use them on your base(we don care :p) and we have lifes our lifes is our paper sticky tape wrapped around us and once it is ripped u cant kill anybody. Then there's a healer so if u died...the healer can revive you. The water bombs just wan you to get wet. basically the game is like that. Then it's Ex-GESSians VS ACJC...they have girls...so it's difficult to rip theirs off wait rip wrongly how....ripped their shirt or even worst....rip their bra how? Then it's waist there leh...wait aim wrong pull their short Shorts down how...wait my horse stand up and see her Buns then my horse ready to choing liao...when my horse choing i cannot control one...my horse control me then fuck her on the spot how? Knn...Wargames Become Orgygames. Shang wei parents there somemore...KNN...if they not there no more wargames liao...all become orgygames liao...LOL...but sad to say that there's only around 5-7 girls nia...Nvm...one girl can share among five people. haha...one at the back, one infront...one left, one right and last one fuck the nehneh... no nehneh to fuck then call the fucking at the back there to fuck asshole and u fuck her cheebye...LOL...Wah Siao Sia! But I don like sharing...haha...share other things can but not sharing girl when having sex...I like to solo. Anyway, afew of them and me have no extra shirts...so alvin shouted to everyone in our base to go hide somewhere...so alvin, jeremy,godwin and me hide somewhere so secretive that no one else can find us there....muahahah....then we peek out abit... we just saw people running around...haha...then we just hide there quietly...then alvin saw suddenly everyone crowd around...means something bad happened...so i go there kpo lor...Oh...the acjc cheebye play damn rough and knock tecko's specs out and tecko cannot see so he accidently used his machine gun legs to step on his specs...tecko claim that even when he dropped his specs...the mothercheebye didnt stop playing. Second case...Lupkern Got "Raped" by two guys....one ram on to him and grabbed his head and another one grabbed him also and tore his tape off...WTF!!! I didnt see all that...if i did...both of the fathermother-sell-roti-prata Cheebyes will be tackled by me and will be resting on the ground for quite some time. and I FUCKING FORGOT I'M THE HEALER!!! SHIT!!! ahahahahaa....Daniel said he kept screaming my name....but i didnt hear leh...then of course...the game ended awkwardly. Then Lupkern went home with tecko...You Obviously know the reason. Pissed off la...wad else. Then nvm...we continue to talk cork and then cut cake! sing the birthday song...like how we did in primary school. Everything was like primary school birthday party except we don have our birthday cone hat. THEN! HERE COME THE ORGASMIC PART! THE CAKE IS EXACTLY LIKE A BROWNIE....COME TO THINK OF IT...IT IS A BROWNIE!!! I ATE LIKE FOUR PIECES WHEN ONLY ONE PERSON SHOULD HAVE ONLY ONE....AAHAAHAHAHAAHA....Then we kept everything and forgot about godwin's evil plan to slip shang wei down the monkey bar. Then we thought of another new evil plan which is to give shang wei a birthday bash...ahahahaha.....then when we got to shang wei's house...then when their parents are away...they all whacked him!!! Sadly...i was in the toilet making big birthday brownie cake for shuan. So no chance to join in the fun...Then we sit outside shang wei's house because jeremy keep scolding cheebye when shang wei's parents are nearby....and i also accidently said fuck to alvin when his mum is near enough to hear wad i said. So we are like one big group of idiots sitting outside shang wei house. we're like quarter of the time discussing where to go and the rest we are talking C.O.R.K. everybody's tired...haha...but daniel, jeremy,peter and me is not! so we went to the 24/7 lan shop to play! Wah lau on the way there my contact lens become very dry then dropped out lah! then i try to bring to a toilet nearby and wet it...BUT I'M IN THE BUS!! then when we get down...the lens dried up...so i got to see with one eye...that one nvm....BUT I USING ONE EYE TO DOTA!!! Confirm Die Alot Of times one...then Play until this morning...around 2.30am-3am like that....we played dota...battlenet....so fun lah! We played like three to four matches...but peter donno how to play so he see us play until very sian so he go home first...poor peter...he should learn how to play wad...then can play with us all...anyway although we lost one match but it's still very fun! then we went to my house by taxi then go find whose father mother sell roti prata one then we go there eat....ahahaaha no lah....we go to the 24/7 kopi tiam eat lor...then discuss about dota stuff...learnt alot of new stuff...from jeremy...and it seems that i still need alot of training. Then they went to my house and sleeeeeeeeeeep till noon then chat about WOW then they decided to go home....then after that....my eyes fail on me and i fell asleep...ahahaaha....wah...today...i play eat sleep, wake up play eat then now...blogging...haha...just now went to the lan shop to play abit...battlenet...WAH....GOT NARUTO DOTA LEH!!!! DAMN COOL LAH!!! hahaahaaha....so damn lame and funny...rock lee like got his chin replaced by a dick like that... wah i write unti like very long liao hor...that jian hui la...say wanna meet then now leave me here to blog alone. haha...going to midnight liao...i kinda tired so if there's any spelling mistakes or grammatic mistakes please forgive me lor...I shall stop here and not make this post longer anymore. It's A Great Saturday and a Restful Sunday....So Fantastic! So FUN!! This what i call ENJOYING LIFE! haha...Thanks Everyone!
Ok...now i'll end my post with either jap phrases or just english phrases or jokes...Today...it's Joke...haha
I Prayed "Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Amen"
Hmmm...Let me do some recall for awhile...It's Something too fun to forget...hahaaha
Ok....Yesterday! I decided not to visit my grandpa this week becos i forgot abt the celebration for both shang wei's and shuan's Birthdays! So i remembered AFTER i blogged and i'm lazy to change my post so...fuck it lor...haha...then Jon the kuku came over to my house early in the morning(10.30am i know it's not early to YOU but it's early to me) to watch naruto and exchange our porn collection....ahahahahaa...Basically we are sick of our porn so we exchange lor... fuck lor...he put in his thumbdrive and only manage to have two porn videos inside...while i gave him 5-6 disc full of porn! that bastard...haha...Porn is good ok...they can help release stress and anger and It can help u to forget all problems...because when u watch porn...your brain will be ONLYYYYYYYY thinking about porn and nothing else so it's good for Health so those bitches outside saying that porn is disgusting and shit like that....DEAL WITH IT!! YOU GONNA GET SCREWED ONE DAY...SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH...Ok...i tell u wad...i know after all this, all the bitches(One of the main point of a female being a bitch is to find porn disgusting) still find it disgusting. So i have an idea for all of you! So listen up! Ok...let me give u the most common example. You come over my house And into my room without me noticing and u saw me watching porn...and u're like "ewwww" so this when the idea come in! Ok...u hide underneath my computer table and suck my dick. This Way we both are happy. You don see the DISGUSTING PORN and i'm enjoying both my porn and getting my dick sucked. Ok Enough of that...After that jon and I went to orchard to get fidah(jon's gf) a present... buy some cute white bear then wrapped it up...I love orchard man...So Many Hot Babes and Hot MUMS....ahahaaha! Then i'm off to suntec arcade to meet the gang there...well...not the whole gang...some of them then we went to Toy"R"us to find some lame presents....ahaha...but in the end we feel very bad to give such lame toys...so we continue to find presents as our gang members slowly one by one showed up...Then we searched around the suntec to find two presents. Then i think they quickly decided on two presents and bought them. After that we went to clementi mrt station and met up with the rest of the gang...then we walked to shang wei's place and we heard that shuan is dating a girl on his birthday and not with us...that horny bastard...oh well...we just went to shang wei's place and her mum claimed that his classmates and him are at the park soooooooooo we walked there...when we reach there...we all are using our last few bit of energy to find somewhere to rest our lazy fatasses& our feets. NEXT! WATER! We are so desperate for it that we actually SMELL WATER! COLD WATER! WONDERFUL! Then Peter Spotted the orange syrup and we mixed in the big pail(i donno wad that call so use pail lor) of cold water! TWO THUMBS UP FOR PETER'S ORANGE DRINK! i drank alot....then NEXT! FOOD! we saw some maids who are shang wei's frenz in his class, are doing the BBQ...so we act blur and go somewhere else and to wait for the food to be ready...Then Shaun called and say he will be coming abit later...Then suddenly shang wei come tell us that we are playing captain ball! I was like SHITTT la....becos i'm wearing long sleeve collar shirt and jeans...it's not very easy to move around u see...and they all also never tell me the dressing code so i decided to wear like wad jon is wearing to meet his GF...ahaha..of course he wear nice nice la...for me...i'm just copy...lol...end up regretting wearing it. I Played anyway...because i didnt wan to miss the fun....well...i didnt wan to sweat or wan any sweaty dicks to touch me so when i got the ball i just faster pass to someone...haha...well..there's one point i got quite pissed with shang wei's frenz becos they played abit rough(i didnt got the chance to get rough becos i don wan any sweaty assholes to touch me) and they are like...suaning us and they are like three people blocking someone who is trying to START the ball! Middle of the game nvm...BUT THEY SCORED AND THEN WHEN WE WANT TO START THE BALL THEY COME BLOCK US! THREE CHEEBYE THERE SOMEMORE! KNN! So there's one time i got mad and do abit of rough defence when i got the ball...becos they like to use three people block you right? Guess wad i did? I grab the ball tight and turn to my right and my left Then the cheebyes around me all got elbowed and fuck off liao...then i pass the ball...Then got one sissy cheebye tell bob(he know shang wei's frenz becos he same school) Then i whenever i got the ball no one dare to come around me...haha...then bob like asking wads wrong...but i didnt wan to fuss abt it and spoil the mood so i said nothing and continue the game for awhile more and went to join the slackin club who are relaxing one corner and watch those sweaty dicks chasing and playing the game as if they gonna get their dicks(for the boys)and boobs cut off(for the girls although some are flat nvm can cut their nipples because sure have nipple no matter how flat it is)If they lose the game. Then somehow someway...slowly one by one join our club and the game ended...we got thrashed but we laugh about it...and what is the best thing is THE MAID FINISH BBQ-ING THE CHICKEN WINGS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAHA...I didnt wan to eat them becos i know there is no tap around for me to wash my hands after i eat so i eat other yummy food...eat eat eat like there's no tml...The food is damn nice la...OH YA! Our group are fucking anti social lah! ahahahahahaha....we took our food and sit far away from shang wei's classmates Even we have to sit on the ground! We sit there so many people like we having a cult like that! so funny sia...Then talk talk talk then afew of us thought of a very evil plan for shang wei! ahahaahaha...see That godwin quite small size...look nerdy one...BUT HE'S ACTUALLY VERY EVIL GUY! BECAUSE HE THOUGHT OF THAT PLAN! SO HE AND I COMBINE OUR EVIL POWERS AND BECOME SUPER EVIL! I kana helped him to improve the plan...haha...The Plan is...we put butter on the monkey bars and then challenge him to see who can climb the the monkey bar faster! So we found out that seno can skip from the 1st bar to the 5th bar! so we put the butter on the three bars on the middle! hahaha...then we wanted to tell him immediately after that but it is abit too obvious...becos it's like one group of people hanging around the monkey bars....isn't it very suspicious? haha...so we decided to tell him later...Then we went back to join the cult group and told them about it...ahaahaha...then after that shang wei gather all of us and he told us that we are going to play this war game, it goes like this. You have a base, so does your enemy then u have a bucket of water bombs(SHIT I DON HAVE EXTRA CLOTHES) that u can only use them on your base(we don care :p) and we have lifes our lifes is our paper sticky tape wrapped around us and once it is ripped u cant kill anybody. Then there's a healer so if u died...the healer can revive you. The water bombs just wan you to get wet. basically the game is like that. Then it's Ex-GESSians VS ACJC...they have girls...so it's difficult to rip theirs off wait rip wrongly how....ripped their shirt or even worst....rip their bra how? Then it's waist there leh...wait aim wrong pull their short Shorts down how...wait my horse stand up and see her Buns then my horse ready to choing liao...when my horse choing i cannot control one...my horse control me then fuck her on the spot how? Knn...Wargames Become Orgygames. Shang wei parents there somemore...KNN...if they not there no more wargames liao...all become orgygames liao...LOL...but sad to say that there's only around 5-7 girls nia...Nvm...one girl can share among five people. haha...one at the back, one infront...one left, one right and last one fuck the nehneh... no nehneh to fuck then call the fucking at the back there to fuck asshole and u fuck her cheebye...LOL...Wah Siao Sia! But I don like sharing...haha...share other things can but not sharing girl when having sex...I like to solo. Anyway, afew of them and me have no extra shirts...so alvin shouted to everyone in our base to go hide somewhere...so alvin, jeremy,godwin and me hide somewhere so secretive that no one else can find us there....muahahah....then we peek out abit... we just saw people running around...haha...then we just hide there quietly...then alvin saw suddenly everyone crowd around...means something bad happened...so i go there kpo lor...Oh...the acjc cheebye play damn rough and knock tecko's specs out and tecko cannot see so he accidently used his machine gun legs to step on his specs...tecko claim that even when he dropped his specs...the mothercheebye didnt stop playing. Second case...Lupkern Got "Raped" by two guys....one ram on to him and grabbed his head and another one grabbed him also and tore his tape off...WTF!!! I didnt see all that...if i did...both of the fathermother-sell-roti-prata Cheebyes will be tackled by me and will be resting on the ground for quite some time. and I FUCKING FORGOT I'M THE HEALER!!! SHIT!!! ahahahahaa....Daniel said he kept screaming my name....but i didnt hear leh...then of course...the game ended awkwardly. Then Lupkern went home with tecko...You Obviously know the reason. Pissed off la...wad else. Then nvm...we continue to talk cork and then cut cake! sing the birthday song...like how we did in primary school. Everything was like primary school birthday party except we don have our birthday cone hat. THEN! HERE COME THE ORGASMIC PART! THE CAKE IS EXACTLY LIKE A BROWNIE....COME TO THINK OF IT...IT IS A BROWNIE!!! I ATE LIKE FOUR PIECES WHEN ONLY ONE PERSON SHOULD HAVE ONLY ONE....AAHAAHAHAHAAHA....Then we kept everything and forgot about godwin's evil plan to slip shang wei down the monkey bar. Then we thought of another new evil plan which is to give shang wei a birthday bash...ahahahaha.....then when we got to shang wei's house...then when their parents are away...they all whacked him!!! Sadly...i was in the toilet making big birthday brownie cake for shuan. So no chance to join in the fun...Then we sit outside shang wei's house because jeremy keep scolding cheebye when shang wei's parents are nearby....and i also accidently said fuck to alvin when his mum is near enough to hear wad i said. So we are like one big group of idiots sitting outside shang wei house. we're like quarter of the time discussing where to go and the rest we are talking C.O.R.K. everybody's tired...haha...but daniel, jeremy,peter and me is not! so we went to the 24/7 lan shop to play! Wah lau on the way there my contact lens become very dry then dropped out lah! then i try to bring to a toilet nearby and wet it...BUT I'M IN THE BUS!! then when we get down...the lens dried up...so i got to see with one eye...that one nvm....BUT I USING ONE EYE TO DOTA!!! Confirm Die Alot Of times one...then Play until this morning...around 2.30am-3am like that....we played dota...battlenet....so fun lah! We played like three to four matches...but peter donno how to play so he see us play until very sian so he go home first...poor peter...he should learn how to play wad...then can play with us all...anyway although we lost one match but it's still very fun! then we went to my house by taxi then go find whose father mother sell roti prata one then we go there eat....ahahaaha no lah....we go to the 24/7 kopi tiam eat lor...then discuss about dota stuff...learnt alot of new stuff...from jeremy...and it seems that i still need alot of training. Then they went to my house and sleeeeeeeeeeep till noon then chat about WOW then they decided to go home....then after that....my eyes fail on me and i fell asleep...ahahaaha....wah...today...i play eat sleep, wake up play eat then now...blogging...haha...just now went to the lan shop to play abit...battlenet...WAH....GOT NARUTO DOTA LEH!!!! DAMN COOL LAH!!! hahaahaaha....so damn lame and funny...rock lee like got his chin replaced by a dick like that... wah i write unti like very long liao hor...that jian hui la...say wanna meet then now leave me here to blog alone. haha...going to midnight liao...i kinda tired so if there's any spelling mistakes or grammatic mistakes please forgive me lor...I shall stop here and not make this post longer anymore. It's A Great Saturday and a Restful Sunday....So Fantastic! So FUN!! This what i call ENJOYING LIFE! haha...Thanks Everyone!
Ok...now i'll end my post with either jap phrases or just english phrases or jokes...Today...it's Joke...haha
I Prayed "Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Amen"
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