Monday, May 08, 2006
First Medical Check Up
From me Chasing Big Boobs Chicks To "RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG", is a very big change...wad am i talk about? i don know. oh ya it's my alarm clock waking me from my innocent angelic dream. Time for Medical Check up. First Stage Of NS fucking The backside of your life. Got My ass up and took a bus to Tiong Bahru then took another bus from there to CMPB. When i reached my stop, guys around my age one by one got down the bus and walk in a straight line to hell(CMPB). Same path same destination same bullshit we need to go thru. Can feel the NS feeling by then...well...some of them brought their healthbook or some documents or a letter. For me, i just brought myself, My IC, money enough for a plate of hokkien mee and a milo peng. The Asshole at the counter speak like i'm a bloody recruit already...He ask for my healthbook and a letter from NS but i don bring only show him my glamerous IC. Then told me to take photo for my NS card =) but hor my hair like shit that day...fuck it lor just take. Then carry on with the main thing i'm here for MEDICAL CHECK UP.
Then I went to my first check up, EARS. When to a room with two nerds inside then i'm told to go inside this stupid small room with seal tight door. I had to listen to some ant screaming and expect me to HEAR IT. fuck. i failed that station so i had to come back for some rubbish after my whole check up. Next, My Eyes. Normal. Next X-ray, when half naked into a room lean my body forward against the white screen, he took two times...he said one was wrongly taken somehow...hopefully he don take my nipples and tummy and wank to cum on it. It's no good. Next Dental, a indian lady told me to lie down on a chair and told me to be gentle...................TO THE CHAIR...haha becos it break apart somehow so before she come on to me and ride me a dick came over and shove some metal stick and move it around my mouth and say some numbers to the lazy indian lady. Next Blood and urine test. Well when i go there i just found out that i have no pee to pee. Fuck. nvm i drink 2398402380 cups of water and still nth then i go for the bloody test. he's a male nurse. The Worst Combination. Boy Meets Male Nurse+Needle to suck your blood. I can never 100% trust male nurses. Donno why...anyway lucky he didnt poke afew million times and tell u "OPPS WRONG, SORRY AR" i'll fucking stab u to death understand? stab u from leg to your heart. This time it's just one try so that guy is safe. Then continue to drink 32949324893 cups of water. Then out of the sudden i grabbed the small cup and some colourful paper and flew into the toilet and pee my life out...well it was a fountain of pee...yes i accidently made it overflow... fuck...i pee-ed too fast. then put the stupid strip of colourful paper inside then i went out. That guy at the station saw me with wet hands (obviously i washed my hands) He say "stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!" when i was like a metre away then say "show me your paper" then "ok pour away your pee". Then The Last Station.while walking to the last station i saw two disgustinggggggggg mud trannys. OMG LA...i wish all trannys should just burn and die. Fuckers like that can scare people ok...maybe they should put them near the toilet instead of a water tank. Scare people till they wanna pee. Anyway I really really wish i wouldnt see them at the last station. Anyway Last Station's abit fucked up everybody in that room who came for check up are half naked with our boxers on WITH FULL BLAST AIR CON to make it worst some asshole put a fan there...wtf la. anyway while waiting there there's this one mud guy and this chinese sleeping guy. I hate that stupid fat mud there listening to the radio...Oh god. u made the room a total hell. i donno who fuck farted and it was fucking smelly AND THE FUCKER MUD SINGING "A THOUSAND MILES". OMG. At that moment i feel like wank for the last time and then kill myself. Motherfucker. I wish whoever farted in that room that day will have his ass rotting and have unlimited maggots eating his ass and as for the singapore idol who sang "a thousand miles" to make everything worst to Fucking worsttttttt, will have his mouth stuck to that farting guy's rotting ass. Then Went to see that damn YOYOYO doctor...keep acting acting cool, if u know wad i mean. He spam all the "yo", "man", "wasssup" alot of times. anyway after being so cool he called me to do the most uncoolest thing ever. "Yo Man, Pull down your pants and your underwear" Thank God I got frenz told me about this part otherwise i would just say "come again?" then kick his ass. The fact that he's already a irritating bastard i should have kicked his ass but he would fucked up my medical check up so...after that yoyo conversation i went to un-naked myself and i'm done! i'm a free man again. But i need to do some deferment so i went to main counter. Guess wad! I Saw my old classmate! Vicknesh! Haha...nice to see him there too at least i don need to go home alone. haha...anyway he came with his mum too. He need to defer becos he failed to apply for a poly this intake and he would wan to try for the next intake which is NOV intake only NYP and TP have it. So he wanted to defer lor....but guess wad! After crapping with him for awhile, a woman came forward and ask us if we came for deferment then she asked for the letter from our sch but we didnt have so she told us she cant do anything without the letter of the school so vicknesh went there for NOTHING. LOL. Nvm i tried to convince/console him that he came here for a very big purpose and that is to accompany me home. HAHA. Whenever i see him or some of my ex-gess school mates i always blank out for awhile and think of the past. It's so wonderful yet i didnt appreciate those moments. I didnt have enough yet! LEMME GO BACK! I shall one day invent a machine that i can go back time or somehow other people invented that before me then i shall use all my money and my everything just for a ride.
Well, nowadays i've been playing World Of Warcraft Non-stop, only going out in the weekends. How sad is that. Cant find a decent job with a decent pay. 50 bucks a week. This is wad i get for slacking the whole fucking day. ANYONE OUT THEREE!!! IF U HAVE A JOB TO INTRO, PLZZZZZ TELL ME! I NEED A JOB.
and lo...
Then I went to my first check up, EARS. When to a room with two nerds inside then i'm told to go inside this stupid small room with seal tight door. I had to listen to some ant screaming and expect me to HEAR IT. fuck. i failed that station so i had to come back for some rubbish after my whole check up. Next, My Eyes. Normal. Next X-ray, when half naked into a room lean my body forward against the white screen, he took two times...he said one was wrongly taken somehow...hopefully he don take my nipples and tummy and wank to cum on it. It's no good. Next Dental, a indian lady told me to lie down on a chair and told me to be gentle...................TO THE CHAIR...haha becos it break apart somehow so before she come on to me and ride me a dick came over and shove some metal stick and move it around my mouth and say some numbers to the lazy indian lady. Next Blood and urine test. Well when i go there i just found out that i have no pee to pee. Fuck. nvm i drink 2398402380 cups of water and still nth then i go for the bloody test. he's a male nurse. The Worst Combination. Boy Meets Male Nurse+Needle to suck your blood. I can never 100% trust male nurses. Donno why...anyway lucky he didnt poke afew million times and tell u "OPPS WRONG, SORRY AR" i'll fucking stab u to death understand? stab u from leg to your heart. This time it's just one try so that guy is safe. Then continue to drink 32949324893 cups of water. Then out of the sudden i grabbed the small cup and some colourful paper and flew into the toilet and pee my life out...well it was a fountain of pee...yes i accidently made it overflow... fuck...i pee-ed too fast. then put the stupid strip of colourful paper inside then i went out. That guy at the station saw me with wet hands (obviously i washed my hands) He say "stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!" when i was like a metre away then say "show me your paper" then "ok pour away your pee". Then The Last Station.while walking to the last station i saw two disgustinggggggggg mud trannys. OMG LA...i wish all trannys should just burn and die. Fuckers like that can scare people ok...maybe they should put them near the toilet instead of a water tank. Scare people till they wanna pee. Anyway I really really wish i wouldnt see them at the last station. Anyway Last Station's abit fucked up everybody in that room who came for check up are half naked with our boxers on WITH FULL BLAST AIR CON to make it worst some asshole put a fan there...wtf la. anyway while waiting there there's this one mud guy and this chinese sleeping guy. I hate that stupid fat mud there listening to the radio...Oh god. u made the room a total hell. i donno who fuck farted and it was fucking smelly AND THE FUCKER MUD SINGING "A THOUSAND MILES". OMG. At that moment i feel like wank for the last time and then kill myself. Motherfucker. I wish whoever farted in that room that day will have his ass rotting and have unlimited maggots eating his ass and as for the singapore idol who sang "a thousand miles" to make everything worst to Fucking worsttttttt, will have his mouth stuck to that farting guy's rotting ass. Then Went to see that damn YOYOYO doctor...keep acting acting cool, if u know wad i mean. He spam all the "yo", "man", "wasssup" alot of times. anyway after being so cool he called me to do the most uncoolest thing ever. "Yo Man, Pull down your pants and your underwear" Thank God I got frenz told me about this part otherwise i would just say "come again?" then kick his ass. The fact that he's already a irritating bastard i should have kicked his ass but he would fucked up my medical check up so...after that yoyo conversation i went to un-naked myself and i'm done! i'm a free man again. But i need to do some deferment so i went to main counter. Guess wad! I Saw my old classmate! Vicknesh! Haha...nice to see him there too at least i don need to go home alone. haha...anyway he came with his mum too. He need to defer becos he failed to apply for a poly this intake and he would wan to try for the next intake which is NOV intake only NYP and TP have it. So he wanted to defer lor....but guess wad! After crapping with him for awhile, a woman came forward and ask us if we came for deferment then she asked for the letter from our sch but we didnt have so she told us she cant do anything without the letter of the school so vicknesh went there for NOTHING. LOL. Nvm i tried to convince/console him that he came here for a very big purpose and that is to accompany me home. HAHA. Whenever i see him or some of my ex-gess school mates i always blank out for awhile and think of the past. It's so wonderful yet i didnt appreciate those moments. I didnt have enough yet! LEMME GO BACK! I shall one day invent a machine that i can go back time or somehow other people invented that before me then i shall use all my money and my everything just for a ride.
Well, nowadays i've been playing World Of Warcraft Non-stop, only going out in the weekends. How sad is that. Cant find a decent job with a decent pay. 50 bucks a week. This is wad i get for slacking the whole fucking day. ANYONE OUT THEREE!!! IF U HAVE A JOB TO INTRO, PLZZZZZ TELL ME! I NEED A JOB.
and lo...
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