Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Happy Holidays! Best Job Ever!
This What I Do...Models! This My First Project...Jabba The Hutt From Star Wars(SuperFatAss Character). I Havent Spray Paint It So It's Totally Black. I Loveeee To Create Things Like that Out Of a Piece of Crap. Of Course I Had help From My Boss, Jeff. Jeff Is the Coolest Adults I Know so far! I'm Working At his Place...His House is quite big...it's a Combination of His House and His Workshop. 1.5k per month! wtf! Anyway I Love My Job...The Time Passes Like NoBody Business...I Wish That 10 Hours Lasted Longer...I've Been Working there for 2 weeks Plus... Very Interesting Job! Here's the Preview of my Next Project.
This Is My Next Project! And This is Where My Workshop is! Look Damn Professional Lah! Haha...This The Creature in the Movie "Alien"...Damn Cool Lah! There's the White One Means Havent Spray Paint Yet. The Black One Havent Completely Finished But Coloured...Obviously The Black One Is Jeff's Because It Is Finishing...He's Pro So he's Much Faster lah...!
Then I Slowly Progess....See My Boss?Jeff? HIS ONE GOT TEETH ORLEADY!! IT IS SUPER NEAR COMPLETION AND MY ONE STILL BO GAY!!!! NO TEETH...Sian-ed...His Alien Bite and Eat People liao...My alien fart at people's faces only.Later Then Show You My Completed Alien Work...(Alien At Work...LOL). Now I tell You About My Fun Time There...It's A Work That i can go rest in his house(which Just next room). His House is 24/7 Air-con, 24/7 Radio On, 24/7 7-11(his Fridge!). After The First Week, I Treat His House Like My House(except his room)! When working in the workshop then if i feeling abit warm(although there's a fan but the fan is not working as hard as me... =P), I Just go to his house get a cold drink, sit down chill and enjoy the air con! His House is Suprisingly Clean and I Love That And also I Keep it very clean If Not Jeff Will Use His Alien To Bite My Kuku Jiao. ANYWAY...I Rest Whenever I Wan But I'm Not Taking Alot of Rest Because I'm Doing Something I Like and I'm Catching up With His Alien! He Do until very Relac Lor! And When I'm Relaxing...I Can Play With My Three Frenz...They Are...
Shadow!
Small Cat! 
AND LASTLY Big Cat!then faster find people to scold "Meow Off" then faster go somewhere hide(sleep). Anyway...i worked in chimes on last sunday...because i thought i can work in the place as Seno...A Disco...BUT i got sent to this fucked up bullshit banquet AGAIN...i hate banquet...waste of time and the time goes sooooooo slowly...and of course as usual i slack like I'm The Guest like that...LOL! Once Again...there will be Captains Pissed With me...Fuck That Job...I hate banquet...i wish i can work with Seno in The Disco...ahahaah.... Hmmm...I Kinda Missed Mahjong...Then So Heng That I Saw Dorothy after work! She's On the Same Bus As me...then i asked her where she's from then she say she went mahjong after Studying for O's! Wah! O Level study half-way go mahjong...LOL...She Say After Her O's She Jio me Go Mahjong but must play money one...I tell her if i lose two dollars i don wan to play liao....ahahahaa...She grumble grumble then she say Ok. Yay! Go Mahjong Win Mah-ney Then Go Play Dota...If Lose then no dota...=( Ok Lah...now I Shall Show You my MasterPiece...I Just FinisThey Are All Garfields(FATTY BOM BOM CATS)...Lying Around And Slacking Around Allllll Day! Wah Lau Maybe Worst Then Garfield...They Are not like Normal Cats...U call their names they just give u the fuck off face and meow u(probably saying "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE" or "Talk to My Paw Cause The Face Isn't Listening"). Everyday Finding Places to Hide so that they can sleep all day without me disturbing them...but i always find them eventually because they only stay around places that are near their toilet and food...eat orleady pang saihed Yesterday.
GOD DAMN NICE RIGHT! Of Course I got Some Help From My Shi Fu, Jeff! I'm So Happy Working With Him Although He's Have a Bad Temper...But I Don Mind! He Pays Me 30 Bucks Per Day To Do What I Love! I Would Even Be Happy If He Pay Me Only By Buying Lunch and Dinner For me~! I Never Could Imagine I Can Create This Kind Beautiful Beautiful Thing... There's More Coming Up but My School's Starting...Sian-ed. I Hate School! Cant Wait For Friday...Staying Over At Jia Hua House! Wooot! Beer! Hard Liquor! Cocktail! WOOOOT! Power to the JIA HUA! I think this is one of my Best holidays I Had...I Had Good Job, Good Times With My Frenz...I Didnt had a CHANCE to stare at my computer the whole day...and I Didnt get sad or angry....Wow...This Is What You Call a Holiday Man!!!! Well...A Short Holiday.....=( My Holidays Ending...Hope I Can Skip Lots Of Classes...ahahaaha...I Hope I Finish My ITE Studies Fast man...then go on to POLY! Fucking Army People Please Let Me Fucking Defer my NS...I Don wan to spent my 18th year in NS...I Wan to Enjoy Flashing My IC Outside BUT NOT IN NS!!! I Don Wish to Club In Army's Toilet With Someone on and off the lights and the smoke machine is some ah beng smoking and "girls" is some botak ah gua and some fat hungry guy who can do anything for food as whores...NO I DON WAN THAT. Man...Every Nightmare I Had is the Same...i End Up Waking Up Screaming "NOOOOOOOO....LET ME DEFER PLEASEE!!" Then i realise it was a dream then i Ran to My Mum's room and i go hug my mum and tell her closely to her ears...and i said "Mum..."
My Mum: "Yes Boy?"
Me: "I Want To Tell You That...."
My Mum: "WHAT!"
Me: "Now Morning Liao. I very Hungry, Get Me Something to Eat"
Phrase Of The Week: "Love Is Everything, Money Is Not, But...I LOVE MONEY!"-Jeff
Catchy Phrase Of the Week: " Woon Woon(Steady x2) Jia(Eat) Bee Hoon(you donno this go and gum bangala lan jiao)" -Jeff
Funny Picture Of the Week:
*Yawn* Nightz EveryOne!2:22 AM
