Monday, November 28, 2005
This Is a "Just Want To Have A Post" Post.
Weird nowadays i'm like seeing alot of pretty babes everywhere especially CHINATOWN!!! A Place for smelly ah spitting peks and fish smelling ah mas....And i still see Babes around! Have my taste for girl gone down THAT BAD? Wtf! It's like when i step out of my block my eye will expand five times bigger and looking around....But...Sad to say there's also some people you see around chinatown that makes u wanna just dig out your eyes and fuck your eyeballs on the spot. They are...OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BITCHS ACTING CHIO! FUCK...Why the fuck they need to do that man...cant u do in Somewhere else! Once the old bitches in chinatown see those act chio lau cheebye...they will also wan to act chio and wear mini skirt and low cut tops to show off your saggy parts of their body. After i saw those act chio grannies then my eyes became smaller than hello kitty eyes. THEN THE WORST THING IS....THE SICK BRAIN OF MINE ACTUALLY IMAGINE HOW THE OLD GRANNIES THAT I SAW IN MY BLOCK MAY LOOK LIKE IF THEY ACT CHIO!!! AND WHEN I SAW THEM IN THE LIFT....AHHHHHHH I FEEL LIKE JSUT STABBING MY BRAIN TO DEATH....STUPID BRAIN OF MINE...
Enough of those disgusting shits...nowadays u guys will see more posts coming up because i'm schooling....soooooooooo sian. Almost Everyone's having hoildays and i'm fuckin schooling...thats just crappy...wake up so early and walk like a bloody zombie to school. BUT! I have dota siaos in msn!!! ahahaha...most of them are those took A levels and had finished them! Woot! Mass Dota Man!!!! Just keep wishing there's no feeder in my team. Oh well...it's ok if there's one...because anywhere will have at least one person that will F U C K your life up. Well...school isnt THATTT bad...only monday i have to go sch from 8am to fucking 6pm and the rest i can go home 1pm or before 1pm! ahahaha....it's just like holidays but just that i have to wake up fuckin early to listen some old bald asshole talk cork and tell us their grandfather stories instead of fucking teach us...Kan ni na know....some damn pro in talking cork and grandfather dick stories and lousy in teaching...everything also say find out yourself, then call u come here for fuck. KNN freeloaders... but no choice ite is like that u must wash teacher's dick clean clean and suck hard hard then teacher will give you high high marks...if teacher call u suck and u don wan, you jia lat liao...aiya...tell u lar...u turn right and left also will end up guai guai de suck teacher cock one lar. Might as make him happy and give more marks to you...knn...i donno poly can do that also...ahahah...even some teacher also say ar...if u co-operate with the teachers passing and scoring is not a problem. Wah...knn after hear that i faster find gum lan jiao machine...see which teacher got teach me one then faster use my machine to gum his lan. but scared some old old one cannot take it so must tell him to give me high marks first...then let him song until he die. Ok enough. Knn say until ma cham must gum lan jiao then can get marks...wad i'm trying to say is u just be a bootlicker and u'll well in ite. i cant wait to get to poly...just like some people out there...i just wanna get into a poly becos i wan to get into a poly! LOL...no other reasons...so going into a poly is one thing....Progessing in Poly is another thing. i know cant really do well in poly but...what the hell man....i just wanna get into one fucking poly....not republic....thats for bangalas and indo assholes and those illegal immigrants who come singapore and gum singaporeans' kuku. singpore poly kind of suck also...i got frenz in that poly saying that their poly their poly Sucks! LOL...so that out of my choice too...so see lor...i also cannot confirm i can go poly also ar....knn i just make some teacher pissed off and some teacher like me....so donno can tyco all the way to poly anot...ahahahaha....
Wah lan...i save up so much to shop then slowly i spend bit by bit on dota...fuck sia...now all choing lan craft so save much more money! haha...for now save money... But then always at night then mass dota...mid night especially. earlier la! always make me pon school then go back school teacher give me black face i cham ar! Must gum lan again....make him happy happy do all the things nice nice for him. Kan ni na...waste of my time. but no choice my school work kana sai. but still get gpa 3.4!!! siao man...i thought this time cham liao no more poly for me....BUT! suck cork session save me! To whoever going to ite...MAKE YOUR TEACHER HAPPY AND DON FUCK THINGS UP FOR HIM OR HER AND YOU'LL SCORE! Really...i pon school like mad...then donno this donno that then last hour before the exam choing wad i have to study...one hour intensive studying....ma cham like studying for master degree sia. And i study wad my teacher told me to study becos they saw the paper one week before the exam so if u suck his cock he confirm tell u some clues for the exam....the clues already give 110% pass liao! ahahahaha...then practical is the most intensive suck cock session. Everything must see teacher mood one...aiya ite is crap la...don wan to talk abt it anymore. i'm sure u all read also sian...all abt gum lan jiao.
Ok....one Day i must go out and use my savings to shop le before all gone to dota i will fucking sian one. So better faster use my money wisely before *POOF* dota suck everything. Must Go SOP-PING! LOL...also must gym liao...very longgggggggggg nv gym now got people pei liao must choing liao! haha...just wish that they wouldnt stop then i wouldnt stop also! wah lau now do 50 pushups also got problem liao...after 40 then dying liao...arms like gonna break off then pull ups only do 12 then die liao...LOL...situp havent try...run? runnnnn? sad la that one....i hate running but if got someone to push me to run...i may run lor...bit by bit...i got a veryyyyyy weird body...my body CANNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Sweat one! even after my 2.4km run i sweat super little compared to others which is like they just bathe and didnt dry themselves...aiya...i always say nia then nv do...fuck know...must really go and do liao...before i go NS...then cham ar...Confirm go in then kana fuck backside jia lat jia lat. Put a Bangala(they are all gays) run behind u then he catch u then he fuck your backside...kan ni na...i beat him up first lor! NS must have more and better motivation mah...should ahve something like a chio bu run in front of u then if u can catch her u can fuck her! Wah that one i train hard for it man! Cannot catch also take shoe or wadever thing to throw at her or jump on her or wadever to make her fall Then HOS SEH AR! This kind then good ma...but then people may not die while running but he will die while fucking...LOL run until so tired then finally chase up confirm give her die one wad...but then not enough stamina and too excited then instead of let her die...u die. Aiya donno wad to write liao la...almost 2am liao just now play dota 3 v3 and got TWO noobs in my team.....at first they nv really feed la they let them farm like fuck then die lor...only i farm like siao then they all so lousy...how to play man. one on three meh...aiya nvm at home play lose is better....lose means i'm training...if win at home like i not really training leh...if from lose to win THEN is a good training....ahhahaa...in lan shop cannot lose ar...because i use mah-ney to play one so cannot lose...lose liao go counter pay that time take wallet give mah-ney also damn sian.....It's like u pay a whore to let you fuck then she take the maney then strip and let u see one big lanjiao!!! FUCK LAH! I RUN BUAY WHO AR! WHERE GOT SONG? So dota same thing use mah-ney play better win like fuck then pay that time also satisfied ma.
donno wad to write liao la...anyway those who wanna dota, gym or shoppin with me please msg me in msn! The More The Merrier. Chio bu wanna fuck me also can msg me. Not so chio also can but nehneh must be big...ahahaha....
Enough of those disgusting shits...nowadays u guys will see more posts coming up because i'm schooling....soooooooooo sian. Almost Everyone's having hoildays and i'm fuckin schooling...thats just crappy...wake up so early and walk like a bloody zombie to school. BUT! I have dota siaos in msn!!! ahahaha...most of them are those took A levels and had finished them! Woot! Mass Dota Man!!!! Just keep wishing there's no feeder in my team. Oh well...it's ok if there's one...because anywhere will have at least one person that will F U C K your life up. Well...school isnt THATTT bad...only monday i have to go sch from 8am to fucking 6pm and the rest i can go home 1pm or before 1pm! ahahaha....it's just like holidays but just that i have to wake up fuckin early to listen some old bald asshole talk cork and tell us their grandfather stories instead of fucking teach us...Kan ni na know....some damn pro in talking cork and grandfather dick stories and lousy in teaching...everything also say find out yourself, then call u come here for fuck. KNN freeloaders... but no choice ite is like that u must wash teacher's dick clean clean and suck hard hard then teacher will give you high high marks...if teacher call u suck and u don wan, you jia lat liao...aiya...tell u lar...u turn right and left also will end up guai guai de suck teacher cock one lar. Might as make him happy and give more marks to you...knn...i donno poly can do that also...ahahah...even some teacher also say ar...if u co-operate with the teachers passing and scoring is not a problem. Wah...knn after hear that i faster find gum lan jiao machine...see which teacher got teach me one then faster use my machine to gum his lan. but scared some old old one cannot take it so must tell him to give me high marks first...then let him song until he die. Ok enough. Knn say until ma cham must gum lan jiao then can get marks...wad i'm trying to say is u just be a bootlicker and u'll well in ite. i cant wait to get to poly...just like some people out there...i just wanna get into a poly becos i wan to get into a poly! LOL...no other reasons...so going into a poly is one thing....Progessing in Poly is another thing. i know cant really do well in poly but...what the hell man....i just wanna get into one fucking poly....not republic....thats for bangalas and indo assholes and those illegal immigrants who come singapore and gum singaporeans' kuku. singpore poly kind of suck also...i got frenz in that poly saying that their poly their poly Sucks! LOL...so that out of my choice too...so see lor...i also cannot confirm i can go poly also ar....knn i just make some teacher pissed off and some teacher like me....so donno can tyco all the way to poly anot...ahahahaha....
Wah lan...i save up so much to shop then slowly i spend bit by bit on dota...fuck sia...now all choing lan craft so save much more money! haha...for now save money... But then always at night then mass dota...mid night especially. earlier la! always make me pon school then go back school teacher give me black face i cham ar! Must gum lan again....make him happy happy do all the things nice nice for him. Kan ni na...waste of my time. but no choice my school work kana sai. but still get gpa 3.4!!! siao man...i thought this time cham liao no more poly for me....BUT! suck cork session save me! To whoever going to ite...MAKE YOUR TEACHER HAPPY AND DON FUCK THINGS UP FOR HIM OR HER AND YOU'LL SCORE! Really...i pon school like mad...then donno this donno that then last hour before the exam choing wad i have to study...one hour intensive studying....ma cham like studying for master degree sia. And i study wad my teacher told me to study becos they saw the paper one week before the exam so if u suck his cock he confirm tell u some clues for the exam....the clues already give 110% pass liao! ahahahaha...then practical is the most intensive suck cock session. Everything must see teacher mood one...aiya ite is crap la...don wan to talk abt it anymore. i'm sure u all read also sian...all abt gum lan jiao.
Ok....one Day i must go out and use my savings to shop le before all gone to dota i will fucking sian one. So better faster use my money wisely before *POOF* dota suck everything. Must Go SOP-PING! LOL...also must gym liao...very longgggggggggg nv gym now got people pei liao must choing liao! haha...just wish that they wouldnt stop then i wouldnt stop also! wah lau now do 50 pushups also got problem liao...after 40 then dying liao...arms like gonna break off then pull ups only do 12 then die liao...LOL...situp havent try...run? runnnnn? sad la that one....i hate running but if got someone to push me to run...i may run lor...bit by bit...i got a veryyyyyy weird body...my body CANNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Sweat one! even after my 2.4km run i sweat super little compared to others which is like they just bathe and didnt dry themselves...aiya...i always say nia then nv do...fuck know...must really go and do liao...before i go NS...then cham ar...Confirm go in then kana fuck backside jia lat jia lat. Put a Bangala(they are all gays) run behind u then he catch u then he fuck your backside...kan ni na...i beat him up first lor! NS must have more and better motivation mah...should ahve something like a chio bu run in front of u then if u can catch her u can fuck her! Wah that one i train hard for it man! Cannot catch also take shoe or wadever thing to throw at her or jump on her or wadever to make her fall Then HOS SEH AR! This kind then good ma...but then people may not die while running but he will die while fucking...LOL run until so tired then finally chase up confirm give her die one wad...but then not enough stamina and too excited then instead of let her die...u die. Aiya donno wad to write liao la...almost 2am liao just now play dota 3 v3 and got TWO noobs in my team.....at first they nv really feed la they let them farm like fuck then die lor...only i farm like siao then they all so lousy...how to play man. one on three meh...aiya nvm at home play lose is better....lose means i'm training...if win at home like i not really training leh...if from lose to win THEN is a good training....ahhahaa...in lan shop cannot lose ar...because i use mah-ney to play one so cannot lose...lose liao go counter pay that time take wallet give mah-ney also damn sian.....It's like u pay a whore to let you fuck then she take the maney then strip and let u see one big lanjiao!!! FUCK LAH! I RUN BUAY WHO AR! WHERE GOT SONG? So dota same thing use mah-ney play better win like fuck then pay that time also satisfied ma.
donno wad to write liao la...anyway those who wanna dota, gym or shoppin with me please msg me in msn! The More The Merrier. Chio bu wanna fuck me also can msg me. Not so chio also can but nehneh must be big...ahahaha....
10:56 PM
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Happy Holidays! Best Job Ever!
This What I Do...Models! This My First Project...Jabba The Hutt From Star Wars(SuperFatAss Character). I Havent Spray Paint It So It's Totally Black. I Loveeee To Create Things Like that Out Of a Piece of Crap. Of Course I Had help From My Boss, Jeff. Jeff Is the Coolest Adults I Know so far! I'm Working At his Place...His House is quite big...it's a Combination of His House and His Workshop. 1.5k per month! wtf! Anyway I Love My Job...The Time Passes Like NoBody Business...I Wish That 10 Hours Lasted Longer...I've Been Working there for 2 weeks Plus... Very Interesting Job! Here's the Preview of my Next Project.
This Is My Next Project! And This is Where My Workshop is! Look Damn Professional Lah! Haha...This The Creature in the Movie "Alien"...Damn Cool Lah! There's the White One Means Havent Spray Paint Yet. The Black One Havent Completely Finished But Coloured...Obviously The Black One Is Jeff's Because It Is Finishing...He's Pro So he's Much Faster lah...!
Then I Slowly Progess....See My Boss?Jeff? HIS ONE GOT TEETH ORLEADY!! IT IS SUPER NEAR COMPLETION AND MY ONE STILL BO GAY!!!! NO TEETH...Sian-ed...His Alien Bite and Eat People liao...My alien fart at people's faces only.Later Then Show You My Completed Alien Work...(Alien At Work...LOL). Now I tell You About My Fun Time There...It's A Work That i can go rest in his house(which Just next room). His House is 24/7 Air-con, 24/7 Radio On, 24/7 7-11(his Fridge!). After The First Week, I Treat His House Like My House(except his room)! When working in the workshop then if i feeling abit warm(although there's a fan but the fan is not working as hard as me... =P), I Just go to his house get a cold drink, sit down chill and enjoy the air con! His House is Suprisingly Clean and I Love That And also I Keep it very clean If Not Jeff Will Use His Alien To Bite My Kuku Jiao. ANYWAY...I Rest Whenever I Wan But I'm Not Taking Alot of Rest Because I'm Doing Something I Like and I'm Catching up With His Alien! He Do until very Relac Lor! And When I'm Relaxing...I Can Play With My Three Frenz...They Are...
Shadow!
Small Cat! 
AND LASTLY Big Cat!then faster find people to scold "Meow Off" then faster go somewhere hide(sleep). Anyway...i worked in chimes on last sunday...because i thought i can work in the place as Seno...A Disco...BUT i got sent to this fucked up bullshit banquet AGAIN...i hate banquet...waste of time and the time goes sooooooo slowly...and of course as usual i slack like I'm The Guest like that...LOL! Once Again...there will be Captains Pissed With me...Fuck That Job...I hate banquet...i wish i can work with Seno in The Disco...ahahaah.... Hmmm...I Kinda Missed Mahjong...Then So Heng That I Saw Dorothy after work! She's On the Same Bus As me...then i asked her where she's from then she say she went mahjong after Studying for O's! Wah! O Level study half-way go mahjong...LOL...She Say After Her O's She Jio me Go Mahjong but must play money one...I tell her if i lose two dollars i don wan to play liao....ahahahaa...She grumble grumble then she say Ok. Yay! Go Mahjong Win Mah-ney Then Go Play Dota...If Lose then no dota...=( Ok Lah...now I Shall Show You my MasterPiece...I Just FinisThey Are All Garfields(FATTY BOM BOM CATS)...Lying Around And Slacking Around Allllll Day! Wah Lau Maybe Worst Then Garfield...They Are not like Normal Cats...U call their names they just give u the fuck off face and meow u(probably saying "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE" or "Talk to My Paw Cause The Face Isn't Listening"). Everyday Finding Places to Hide so that they can sleep all day without me disturbing them...but i always find them eventually because they only stay around places that are near their toilet and food...eat orleady pang saihed Yesterday.
GOD DAMN NICE RIGHT! Of Course I got Some Help From My Shi Fu, Jeff! I'm So Happy Working With Him Although He's Have a Bad Temper...But I Don Mind! He Pays Me 30 Bucks Per Day To Do What I Love! I Would Even Be Happy If He Pay Me Only By Buying Lunch and Dinner For me~! I Never Could Imagine I Can Create This Kind Beautiful Beautiful Thing... There's More Coming Up but My School's Starting...Sian-ed. I Hate School! Cant Wait For Friday...Staying Over At Jia Hua House! Wooot! Beer! Hard Liquor! Cocktail! WOOOOT! Power to the JIA HUA! I think this is one of my Best holidays I Had...I Had Good Job, Good Times With My Frenz...I Didnt had a CHANCE to stare at my computer the whole day...and I Didnt get sad or angry....Wow...This Is What You Call a Holiday Man!!!! Well...A Short Holiday.....=( My Holidays Ending...Hope I Can Skip Lots Of Classes...ahahaaha...I Hope I Finish My ITE Studies Fast man...then go on to POLY! Fucking Army People Please Let Me Fucking Defer my NS...I Don wan to spent my 18th year in NS...I Wan to Enjoy Flashing My IC Outside BUT NOT IN NS!!! I Don Wish to Club In Army's Toilet With Someone on and off the lights and the smoke machine is some ah beng smoking and "girls" is some botak ah gua and some fat hungry guy who can do anything for food as whores...NO I DON WAN THAT. Man...Every Nightmare I Had is the Same...i End Up Waking Up Screaming "NOOOOOOOO....LET ME DEFER PLEASEE!!" Then i realise it was a dream then i Ran to My Mum's room and i go hug my mum and tell her closely to her ears...and i said "Mum..."
My Mum: "Yes Boy?"
Me: "I Want To Tell You That...."
My Mum: "WHAT!"
Me: "Now Morning Liao. I very Hungry, Get Me Something to Eat"
Phrase Of The Week: "Love Is Everything, Money Is Not, But...I LOVE MONEY!"-Jeff
Catchy Phrase Of the Week: " Woon Woon(Steady x2) Jia(Eat) Bee Hoon(you donno this go and gum bangala lan jiao)" -Jeff
Funny Picture Of the Week:
*Yawn* Nightz EveryOne!2:22 AM
