Friday, September 16, 2005
Fucking Broke
I've Been Using Alot Of Money...My Piggy Bank Scold Already...LOL...Because i owe him alot of money! Shit Man...I cant control man...the food and the dota...too tempting. My Allowance got 50++bucks per week and i always Overspent them! Borrow From My Piggy Bank! He's Now One Angry Pig Who is Ready To Fuck Anybody Regradless male or female If You Have Hole, You Got Yourself A FUCK FROM MY PIGGY BANK if u touch his money. It's all started that day i just wan abit of more beer so i went to withdraw some money then after i put my card into the ATM machine and press my pincode and withdrawed my money then immediately i turn and faster move away(i donno why i did that maybe it's my sixth sense)SUDDENLY...Immediately When i'm away from the machine, Out Of A Sudden It has Handcuffs Pops out and it was at the position where my hand was just now when i was standing there! The Machine Then Gives out a flame that is like trying to burn my pants off THEN SUDDENLY IT PULL OUT THIS BIG ASS DILDO WHICH LOOKS LIKE A BLUE FIRE EXTINGUISHER, RIGHT AT THE PLACE WHERE MY ASS WAS AT JUST NOW!!! THEN IT MOVED UP AND DOWN VERY FAST AND IT SAY "WHOSE YOUR DADDY NOW....WHOSE YOUR DADDY NOW...."IN A VERY ROBOTIC VOICE. I WAS SOOO AFRAID (OBVIOUSLY!!!) THEN I RAN HOME AND HUGGED MY MUM...Till Now I'm not sure if it is because of my beer or just my imagination OR IS IT REAL? I didnt want to withdraw money anymore but i'll deposit maybe they give u oral after u deposited your money. The More u deposit, the more orgasmic it gets! Maybe...i'm just guessing..ahahha. So now i'll try to fucking save money and not spent so much on food and ESPECIALLY DOTA! You See...My Ex-Classmates in GESS sometimes Call me down to play Dota. Thats Ok...BUT...MY ITE FRENZ...THEY ARE MAD!!! They Only Think Of Dota Straight after School And Nothing Else! EVEN THE 38 YEARS OLD DUDE WHICH IS IN MY CLASS!!! It's Like Three Times A Week Dota-ing With my ite frenz and I HAVENT COUNT HOW MANY TIMES I DOTA WITH MY OTHER FRENZ!!! Wah Lau...i think all my allowance is spent in dota...then i need good food also...then withdraw and withdraw...Siao Man...Spending money like nobody business...haha...But Now It's My Piggy Bank's Fucking Business to Care About How Much I Spent! It's also very scary to know how many times i actually played Dota and I still Suck. AHAHAHHAHA...Fucked Up. I Must Get a Pirated Frozen Throne And Train At Home! Haha...And get GODLIKE! Hahaha....i never get that before u know...after so long of playing...i'm a Old Newbie. Like that stupid song by A1...."Same Old Brand New You" Fucking Stupid Gay Song But It's Quite Compatible with my Dota Status...Old NewBie. FF7 ADVENT CHILDREN IS FUCKIN NICE!!! The Graphics Is Damn Good Lah...Especially the Fighting Part...Damn Cool. Everybody Swinging Their Weapons Like Nobody Business!! It Gets Much Better With Sub!! At Least understand What Fuck Happen In The Start! In The Beginning...There Will Be This Girl Talking Alot Of Crap And The Things I See When She's Talking, I catch no ball...It's Like While This Girl Is Talking Crap That i don fucking understand, They show me alot of blue pubic hair then This Machine Transfering Sperm From It's Six Balls To Itself And Some Whore Without Hands In A Cylindrical Tank having this nice headband with it's name on it...and Show Me This Long Hair Dude In This Inferno Giving a Horny Look And That Gives Me The Feeling That I'm watching the wrong movie...u know sometimes if u want to download movies u'll just type the name out and search then download right? but somehow u cant preview it when it's downloading then after afew fucking days...i was downloading this Movie Call Forest Glump Then I Downloaded this Forest Porn Movie. Then There's Another time I Wanna Download Bad Boys...Then They Give Me Some Gay Porn Movie...Then 8 Mile They Give me 8 Inches. "School Of Rock" Become School Of Fuck...Some School Porn Movie. Alot Of Shit Like This...But After i carried on watching it's not porn Although It Carry On To Show Me Pubic Hair From All Over The World Come To Fuck This Big Red Ball. Anyway After I Have The Sub I Understood Everything. And It Is A Fucking Nice Movie...Good Graphics....Super POWER Fighting Scenes...All Was Wonderful....Freakin Orgasmic! Better Than Porn!! LOL...
Anyway Next Saturday I Will Have This Class Gathering And We Are Eating STEAMBOAT AGAIN....So Fucking Boring...I Wish More English Speaking Dudes Will Come...I Don Wan All Those Typical Chinese Speaking Fuckers....I Don Wan To Mention Names Wait All Come Call Their Gang Come Whack Me. Nevermind I'll Try To Make That Outing A Happy and Fun One Because It's My Buddy's Birthday! Chia Jian Hui.... My Best Bro's Surname Also Chia...hahaha...So ya... Lets Wish I'll Dota Less And Eat Less Because All My Muscles Slowly Gone Liao...haha...time to gym! Next WEEK...It's Always Tomorrow...Next Week...next Month...Next Year....THEN NS!! FUCKED.
Anyway Next Saturday I Will Have This Class Gathering And We Are Eating STEAMBOAT AGAIN....So Fucking Boring...I Wish More English Speaking Dudes Will Come...I Don Wan All Those Typical Chinese Speaking Fuckers....I Don Wan To Mention Names Wait All Come Call Their Gang Come Whack Me. Nevermind I'll Try To Make That Outing A Happy and Fun One Because It's My Buddy's Birthday! Chia Jian Hui.... My Best Bro's Surname Also Chia...hahaha...So ya... Lets Wish I'll Dota Less And Eat Less Because All My Muscles Slowly Gone Liao...haha...time to gym! Next WEEK...It's Always Tomorrow...Next Week...next Month...Next Year....THEN NS!! FUCKED.
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