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Thursday, September 29, 2005

Urge

Donno Why Nowadays i got the urge to blog so much...even though my com is fucked up and my connection is as slow as 56k connection. I MUST DO SOMETHING ABT IT AFTER MY EXAMS! Anyway, today is the day i got out of "jail"(well...in the jail there's my wonderful mum in there...so it's not that bad..it's quite good actually...LOL) and get my ass back to school. Limping like i have my long dick stuck to my right Leg. I'm wearing this fucked up slippers which have "mouths" infront. Damn Irritating when i walk and that slipper is dangerously low in friction! Anyway, I had one lesson and my classmates psyhco me to skip the next lesson and go play dota! haha...u guys know wad happen la....then go dota and try out battlefield...had fun and then go eat... CCB know...when i eating my food, my fren keep saying disgusting things...and i cannot take it AND MAKE IT MORE DISGUSTING...Muahahahahaha...and u know wad happen la...they laugh and said "wah danny u damn disgusting". Haha...I felt that talking about disgusting stuff....no one can really disgust me Only by using words...of course there's millions of videos can make feel disgusted but no words can disgust me in anyway....i just add on to it and make it more disgusting! LOL...Next Week's is the start of all my plans..i wish all my plans would work like how i gonna plan in my weekends with my frenz! I gonna visit my grandpa this saturday...like very long since he go discharged from the hospital, i didnt see him liao. I going there to see how he's doing and bring him go eat dim sum together! Even better if we can go yum cha and eat! Muahhaaha...i'm drawing money like there's no tomorrow...LOL...Ya...i know the machine would rape me and shit but wad i do is...i call my fren(this fren i got him or her from the street and ask them if they would like to be my fren and help me withdraw money becos i dropped my contact or some other lame excuses like that) to help me withdraw money...i told them once they got the money faster pass it to me. Then after that i saw my fren getting fucked my the big blue fire extingusher...and he/she is screaming...i acted like nothing happen and walked away with my 50 bucks in my pocket. AND I FINALLY GOT DOTA IN MY COM!!! Feeling so happy...can play with my frenz online although i always get Owned...!!! Just now i went to bm mac to study...so Nice to hear right? go there study...heh! 80% crapping with them and joking around and Laughing like there's no tomorrow! Hmmm...And This Sunday I Gonna hit back to church! Still wondering if i can wake up for the first service anot...haha! Now after church no more arcade liao...all chiong lan shop...LOL! Next Week I'll start all my plans! Muahahaahaha(evil laugh is not only for evil plans, it's for holy Plans too!) I wish by sunday i'll be able to finish planning everything. SHIT!!! Tml i got test...Better start taking pictures with my hp...WHAT I MEANT IS I NEED TO GO STUDY NOW....LOL...I really wish my ankle could get well faster...if not i cant apply my plans. Wish Me All The Best!!! Woooooooohoooooooo! I Gonna do something so crazy that Almost nobody believe that i can succeed So that If i succeed then i would stand out right! Just like my N level! No one thought i can pass...sadly even my parents...haha...BUT i got my jon and Myself and my bunch of good friends to believe in me! Thats More Than Enough...haha...Wish Me All The Best Guys! Muahahaahaha...A Journey Of a Thousand Miles Begins with A Single Step Right!!! haha...I Simple Love Bob's Love Song!

soshite ano hi ni modoreru to
futari wa hohoemi auto
tada sore dake ni suku wareta kute
dare no tame ni inochi wa aru no ka ni
kizu ke nai mama

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10:10 PM

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Stupid Old Me...Stop Coming Back

Three Days Of Staring at the four walls of my room...haha Three freakin days at home doing nothing besides surfing the net and chatting to my frenz online. I cant go out becos i've sprain my ankle...cant really walk far...it will hurt bad. So I also blog alot...haha...i surf the net to find the lyrics of the songs i always listen to...then i suddenly come across to one song...well...Before i found the song i saw a pic that i didnt delete for some reason....the stupid old me came back and stared at the pic....haha...dumb....anyway i tried to push my old me back but i came across this song by John Mayer I read the lyrics and then sang along THEN i teared.....rubbish...crappy old me...haha... Anyway let share with u guys "My Stupid Mouth" By John Mayer.

"My Stupid Mouth"

My stupid mouth
Has got me in trouble
I said too much again
To a date over dinner yesterday
And I could see
She was offended
She said "well anyway..."
Just dying for a subject change

Oh, another social casualty
Score one more for me
How could I forget?
Mama said "think before speaking"
No filter in my head
Oh, what's a boy to do
I guess I better find one soon

We bit our lips She looked out the window
Rolling tiny balls of napkin paper
I played a quick game of chess with the
salt and pepper shaker
And I could see clearly
An indelible line was drawn
Between what was good, what just
slipped out and what went wrong

Oh, the way she feels
about me has changed
Thanks for playing, try again.
How could I forget?

Mama said "think before speaking"
No filter in my head
Oh, what's a boy to do
I guess I better find one

I'm never speaking up again It only hurts me
I'd rather be a mystery Then she desert me

Oh I'm never speaking up again
Starting now

One more thing
Why is it my fault?
So maybe I try too hard
But it's all because of this desire
I just wanna be liked, I just wanna be funny
Looks like the jokes on me
So call me captain backfire

I'm never speaking up again. It only hurts me
I'd rather be a mystery Then she desert me

Oh I'm never speaking up again
Starting now

Teared Again...Well..it's true..I'm not gonna speak up again...Crappy...I Crap In My Pants...LOL...stupid blog name...haha

Moments like this
5:55 PM

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Hmmm...Coincidence?

When I Woke Up Today, I Heard This Song...Well...as usual i just laid back and listen to the song and didnt wan to get up yet....i found out the song is quite like my Life now! haha...Here You Go...New Deep By John Mayer. Enjoy.

"New Deep"

I'm so alive
I'm so enlightened
I can barely survive
A night in my mind
I've got a plan
I'm gonna find out just how boring I am
And have a good time

Cause ever since I tried
Trying not to find
Every little meaning in my life
It's been fine
I've been cool
With my new golden rule

Numb is the new deep
Done with the old me
And talk is the same cheap it's been

Is there a God?
Why is he waiting?
Don't you think of it odd
When he knows my address?
And look at the stars
Don't they remind you of just how feeble we are?
Well it used to, I guess

Cause ever since I tried
Trying not to find
Every little meaning in my life
It's been fine
I've been cool
With my new golden rule

Numb is the new deep
Done with the old me
And talk is the same cheap
It's been

I'm a new man
I wear a new cologne and
You wouldn't know me if your eyes were closed
I know what you'll say
'This won't last longer than the rest of the day'
But you're wrong this time
You're wrong

Numb is the new deep
Done with the old me
I'm over the analyzing
Tonight

Stop trying to figure it out
(you try to figure, you try to figure it out)
It will only bring you down
You know, I used to be the back
porch poet with my book of rhymes
Always open knowing all the time I'm problably
Never gonna find the perfect rhyme
For 'heavier things'


=)

Moments like this
10:55 PM

Some Stupid MTV

I Saw This MTV By James Blunt And The Title Is "You're Beautiful"
I Find The MTV Lame...ahhaha But As For My New Hobby I Like to Find Out all The Meanings In The Songs...This Song Is Quite Nice Actually But After I Saw The MTV...Disappointed.
Here It is...You're Beautiful By James Blunt.



My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

Moments like this
3:33 PM

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Transformation

I GOT TO CHANGE!!! I DON CARE!!! I'M NOW FULL OF HATRED!!! I HATE MYSELF!

This Would Be An Angry Post!

I'm Always telling myself that i'm gonna do this and i always fail to do it...now i'm going full power towards anything that i wanna go for. ONE THING I HAVE BEEN ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IS....HIT BACK TO GYM!!! Now i'm telling everybody that i gonna go gym till the day i go NS...now i cant escape...i make sure i cannot...so i must go...YOU GUYS WHO ARE READING THIS ALSO MUST GO GYM WITH ME!!!! FORCE ME TO GO!!!! I'm going all the way...i'm sick of being such a fatass and see my frenz getting more and more fit. This is also a message to all fatso!!!! Come join my hardcore gym!

NEXT TARGET!!!! I GONNA EARN ALOT OF MONEY......AND SPENDDDDDD......I'M GONNA BE A BUSINESSMAN....MARK MY WORDS EVERYONE!!!! NOW I CANT ESCAPE....I GOT TO GO FULL POWER!!!!!

NO MORE SLACKING DANNY!!!! I GONNA USE ALL MY TIME USEFULLY!!!! GYM,RUN,EARN LOTS OF MONEY, SPENDDD......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH...You guys maybe think i'm mad...maybe i'm really mad...haha...BUT...I'M GONNA ALL THIS WITH FULL POWER!!! PISSED OFF WITH MYSELF!!! EVERYBODY'S CHANGING....I'M GONNA CHANGE TOO!!!! MUAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Ok enough of being mad...I'm Very Happy Today! You Know Why? Because I WATCHED BLEACH EPISODE 50!!! THAT EPISODE JUST MADE MY DAY!!! I Watched like...five times? AND STILL LAUGH!!! I took some pictures of that episode using my camera phone! Thats the best episode ever for me! And I read some jap songs lyrics which is very fun! It's like a hobby to me now! I love the meanings...especially meanings that describes my mood and my life and most importantly....my feelings. haha i shall make a point to have a jap phrase in every post i wrote! ok this shall be the first post to have this jap phrase thingy...every post different one!!! so interesting...haha...here i go!


nido to ano hi wa modorenai
kimi ni wa mou aenai
omoi shirasare kodoku no umi de
oro ka sugiru genwa ku ni no mareta
ai da to shinjite
=)

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2:22 PM

Poem

You Must Read It Aloud To Make It Sound Good.

One Grows From the Flesh That Does from within

A Constant Evolve, A Constantly Thing

If we’re Lucky We Then Make it to 5

This Noise Of Childhood Has Timed Us To Thrive

Our Noises and Names, And Faces Of Place

Last In Our Mind For The Rest Of These Days

At 9 We Come Calmer, but Focused as Most

For The Toys Of Our Shelves Are What We Love Most

These Things Will Then Pass, As The Schoolyard Do Scream

At 12 We All Wish Life Was Merely A Dream

It is The Age that We Reach That Makes Means To The Ends

But This All Depends On Insignificant Friends

They Are Your Rule, They Are Your Air

You Appease Them Somemore for The Concern Of Their Cares

For A One To Submit To The Pressures So Peer

Why Would One Want To Live With These Fears

Ah, To Be Peerless is Truly An Arrogant Gain

You Sacrifice Friends And Yourself Still Remains

Hardly Deluded, Hardly Said Sane

It Makes Us All Smarter And Closer To Graves







I'm Just Bored. HAHA.

Moments like this
6:32 AM

Monday, September 19, 2005

Avril Lavigne - My Happy Ending

Oh, oh
So much for my happy ending
oh oh
So much for my happy ending
oh oh, oh...
Let's talk this over 
It's not like we're dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something you said?
Don't leave me hangin'
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread
You were all the things I thought I knew 
And I thought we could be
You were everything, everything that I wanted 
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of our memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
So much for my happy ending
You've got your dumb friends 
I know what they say
They tell you I'm difficult
But so are they
But they don't know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do
You were all the things I thought I knew 
And I thought we could be
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of our memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
It's nice to know that you were there 
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It's nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done
You were everything, everything that I wanted 
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of our memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending

Just Feel Like Reading What Song Is Saying. =)

Moments like this
1:35 AM

Sunday, September 18, 2005

MONDAY BLUES!!!!


And I Found This Picture Quite Interesting(Please Click On The Image To See The Words Clearly). And I Found Out That It's True...It's True...It's Damnn True!
Anyway...WHAT FUCK MAN!!! I suppose to be in school now...And NOOooo...I'm Sitting Here Typing Useless Shit. I Wanted To Go School Today But Unfortunately my handphone is just beside me. You guys must be wondering what the fuck issit gonna to do with not going to school right? OF FUCKING COURSE IT GOT TO WITH ME NOT GOING SCHOOL! You See...I use my handphone as my alarm clock and this morning when it's beside me, when it just starting ringing i just off it and went back to sleep...I SERIOUSLY DON WAN TO SLEEP BACK BUT SOME MIND CONTROLING CREATURE IS CONTROLLING ME!!! When I Woke Up...I was like FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! Lesson Learnt...I should fucking put my handphone far far away from me and make it difficult for me to fucking take it but don make it almost impossible to take la...i'll get pissed off and when i manage to get it i'll smash the fucking thing and then i'll really wake up and cry. Anyway I Had This Weird long ass dream...but i just remembered Some..... i'm swimming in this big big pool with my clothes on...don ask me why...it's a fuckin dream. AND I WAS HOLDING ON TO MY HANDPHONE AND MY IPOD MINI!!! THEN BOTH OF THEM KANA WATER...AHHHHHHHHHHH....I So scared that i went to apply swimming lessons for my ipod and my handphone liao. ok...continue the dream...Then i give it to my dad to help me repair...then i donno why i sit on the floor see alot of people walk past...i'm like a beggar like that but no body throw money to me...maybe in dreamworld people very stingy...then my dad open everything in my ipod and handphone...i got so pissed until i woke up. ahahahaha....stupid dreams...if i don go school today...i can save money!!! wooohoooo! haha...i bet my ass and my dick that my ite frenz will wan me to play dota today! i know them too fuckin well. ahahha...

Ok about yesterday, wah lau...like everybody forgot it is moonfestival...i ask them what they gonna do today either they say "Nothing Lor...see moon and eat mooncake lor"(like Watching Moon Shitting then u eat it's shit) Or "I See Moon Then I PCC" LOL...Aiya Everybody no more festive mood liao...all treat like no festival like that...so boring....then i call Jon out to walk around chinatown and chat la...haha...it's always very funny with him because we will say super disgusting things and laugh among ourselves...ahahaha...Then he came over my house to watch naruto then he go home liao...then i very sian....haha...Then I Watch Bleach...then chat with my frenz...then sleep...so boring hor. Today Maybe Later Gonna Dota In Chinatown...ahahaha...My Dota Mission is always to do lame thing in there and KILL GWEE CHIA QING...haha...Once I Can Thrash Gwee Chia Qing...I Can Stop Playing liao...ahahhahaha. THAT DAY SHALL COME...AND I SHALL RULE DOTA.

Moments like this
2:15 PM

Friday, September 16, 2005

Fucking Broke

I've Been Using Alot Of Money...My Piggy Bank Scold Already...LOL...Because i owe him alot of money! Shit Man...I cant control man...the food and the dota...too tempting. My Allowance got 50++bucks per week and i always Overspent them! Borrow From My Piggy Bank! He's Now One Angry Pig Who is Ready To Fuck Anybody Regradless male or female If You Have Hole, You Got Yourself A FUCK FROM MY PIGGY BANK if u touch his money. It's all started that day i just wan abit of more beer so i went to withdraw some money then after i put my card into the ATM machine and press my pincode and withdrawed my money then immediately i turn and faster move away(i donno why i did that maybe it's my sixth sense)SUDDENLY...Immediately When i'm away from the machine, Out Of A Sudden It has Handcuffs Pops out and it was at the position where my hand was just now when i was standing there! The Machine Then Gives out a flame that is like trying to burn my pants off THEN SUDDENLY IT PULL OUT THIS BIG ASS DILDO WHICH LOOKS LIKE A BLUE FIRE EXTINGUISHER, RIGHT AT THE PLACE WHERE MY ASS WAS AT JUST NOW!!! THEN IT MOVED UP AND DOWN VERY FAST AND IT SAY "WHOSE YOUR DADDY NOW....WHOSE YOUR DADDY NOW...."IN A VERY ROBOTIC VOICE. I WAS SOOO AFRAID (OBVIOUSLY!!!) THEN I RAN HOME AND HUGGED MY MUM...Till Now I'm not sure if it is because of my beer or just my imagination OR IS IT REAL? I didnt want to withdraw money anymore but i'll deposit maybe they give u oral after u deposited your money. The More u deposit, the more orgasmic it gets! Maybe...i'm just guessing..ahahha. So now i'll try to fucking save money and not spent so much on food and ESPECIALLY DOTA! You See...My Ex-Classmates in GESS sometimes Call me down to play Dota. Thats Ok...BUT...MY ITE FRENZ...THEY ARE MAD!!! They Only Think Of Dota Straight after School And Nothing Else! EVEN THE 38 YEARS OLD DUDE WHICH IS IN MY CLASS!!! It's Like Three Times A Week Dota-ing With my ite frenz and I HAVENT COUNT HOW MANY TIMES I DOTA WITH MY OTHER FRENZ!!! Wah Lau...i think all my allowance is spent in dota...then i need good food also...then withdraw and withdraw...Siao Man...Spending money like nobody business...haha...But Now It's My Piggy Bank's Fucking Business to Care About How Much I Spent! It's also very scary to know how many times i actually played Dota and I still Suck. AHAHAHHAHA...Fucked Up. I Must Get a Pirated Frozen Throne And Train At Home! Haha...And get GODLIKE! Hahaha....i never get that before u know...after so long of playing...i'm a Old Newbie. Like that stupid song by A1...."Same Old Brand New You" Fucking Stupid Gay Song But It's Quite Compatible with my Dota Status...Old NewBie. FF7 ADVENT CHILDREN IS FUCKIN NICE!!! The Graphics Is Damn Good Lah...Especially the Fighting Part...Damn Cool. Everybody Swinging Their Weapons Like Nobody Business!! It Gets Much Better With Sub!! At Least understand What Fuck Happen In The Start! In The Beginning...There Will Be This Girl Talking Alot Of Crap And The Things I See When She's Talking, I catch no ball...It's Like While This Girl Is Talking Crap That i don fucking understand, They show me alot of blue pubic hair then This Machine Transfering Sperm From It's Six Balls To Itself And Some Whore Without Hands In A Cylindrical Tank having this nice headband with it's name on it...and Show Me This Long Hair Dude In This Inferno Giving a Horny Look And That Gives Me The Feeling That I'm watching the wrong movie...u know sometimes if u want to download movies u'll just type the name out and search then download right? but somehow u cant preview it when it's downloading then after afew fucking days...i was downloading this Movie Call Forest Glump Then I Downloaded this Forest Porn Movie. Then There's Another time I Wanna Download Bad Boys...Then They Give Me Some Gay Porn Movie...Then 8 Mile They Give me 8 Inches. "School Of Rock" Become School Of Fuck...Some School Porn Movie. Alot Of Shit Like This...But After i carried on watching it's not porn Although It Carry On To Show Me Pubic Hair From All Over The World Come To Fuck This Big Red Ball. Anyway After I Have The Sub I Understood Everything. And It Is A Fucking Nice Movie...Good Graphics....Super POWER Fighting Scenes...All Was Wonderful....Freakin Orgasmic! Better Than Porn!! LOL...

Anyway Next Saturday I Will Have This Class Gathering And We Are Eating STEAMBOAT AGAIN....So Fucking Boring...I Wish More English Speaking Dudes Will Come...I Don Wan All Those Typical Chinese Speaking Fuckers....I Don Wan To Mention Names Wait All Come Call Their Gang Come Whack Me. Nevermind I'll Try To Make That Outing A Happy and Fun One Because It's My Buddy's Birthday! Chia Jian Hui.... My Best Bro's Surname Also Chia...hahaha...So ya... Lets Wish I'll Dota Less And Eat Less Because All My Muscles Slowly Gone Liao...haha...time to gym! Next WEEK...It's Always Tomorrow...Next Week...next Month...Next Year....THEN NS!! FUCKED.

Moments like this
10:18 PM

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Hey I'm Back!

I'm Backkkk...But I'll Just Blog Whenever I Like...And My Tag Board is on a long holiday so even if i don update no one can complain!!! muahahaaha... i don wan to write anymore liao...today don feel like blogging leh...just to tell u guys this. haha Naruto Songs Always Cheer Me Up!!!! Listen to them!!! They Rocks My Socks!!! BYE!

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9:28 PM


theGrumpyToast, Dan



      this Grumpy Toast is very grumpy. Beware, this toast bites.

      im Danny
      and yes, I REALLY BITE.


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