Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Things Dont Always Go The Way You Want Them To Be.
jdfgbiodhobdjfoibjw....why me? ahhhhhhhh.......wad a great start. Crap.
Why Cant Things Just Go My Way For Once? After i finish my N's, things start to fuck on me, In other words life became more fucked up. It Got Worst when i went into ite. My Mum kinda have this thinking that ite is "Is The End" thanks for the fucked up singapore gay ass motherfucking show, fucked up mediacorp...more like "meet the crap"...ok i'm my jokes are lame...i just wanna insult it, i have no mood for jokes... Anyway My Mum keep comparing this guy, that guy, this girl, that girl who are all better than me...Charls: "You Go Be Their Mother Lah!" after all the crap my mum throw at me, i just swept all that crap down. She Always Told me to study but there's really nothing to study! i always get 90% or 95% correct of all my test...i cant get 100% due to the fucked up teacher who give GENERAL KNOWLEDGE as a question in the test, fuck him ok...general knowledge my ass...U Know wads GENERAL KNOWLEDGE? ME KICKING YOUR ASS... Haiz...i love my mum but...she has became a old naggy granny like my current granny(friends that know me well, u notice that i never talk about my grandparents before...) I love everybody in my family...actually i dont really hate anybody currently accept MY DARLING SISTER...lol... my enemy for life... My Mum has been very down and very sad...becos of that sometimes i feel really down too...sometimes u see me very down when i go out with u, most of the time(70%) is because of my mum. My Mum kinda sad about me going to ITE...she really wants me to go on and take O's...i already told her that i cant make it for sure, i'll end up in ite in the end(double ite) but she just doesnt believe that i cant make it because i always pass every year...btw it's all border line passes. She wants me to try...i didnt want to because i think it's just the waste of time. I Hate to study, i hate stress, i hate textbooks(i kinda like to read story books but my english still sucks) So I discuss with my dad who understands more about my current situation...he's not a very understanding person tho. My Mum Was Unhappy about it till now...i need more time to prove her wrong...i need to go poly...NY Poly...Full Time Student...One Of My Greatest Wish.
Sometime When I'm Happy, I'm crazy And when i'm down, I'm really down. u can see the change easily. So This Post is very different from the first few... This is...the sad me...not very sad yet but it's sad enough.
Another thing is shall post about. Fuck Girls...not as in really fuck girls...wad i meant was i dont give a fuck about searching for girls anymore...i shall stop being as desperate as i was before. Don Worry I'm Not Gay. I Hate Gays. So as u can see i have no friends that are gay. i just stop being a despo. Just To My Computer and search for SOME STUFF and finish the job...no need girls...my com shall do the job. If u wanna think that i'm actually fucking my com then u're a sick person.
My Computer has been Lagging nowadays...i desprately need to re-format my com and get a new internet connection and get another new drive. My Computer has been my "wife" for years...haha...now that "she's" infected with some "disease" now she's not working like before anymore. Really sad about it...
There's still alot of shit...don really bitch much about it here...thats it for today i think.
sad.
Why Cant Things Just Go My Way For Once? After i finish my N's, things start to fuck on me, In other words life became more fucked up. It Got Worst when i went into ite. My Mum kinda have this thinking that ite is "Is The End" thanks for the fucked up singapore gay ass motherfucking show, fucked up mediacorp...more like "meet the crap"...ok i'm my jokes are lame...i just wanna insult it, i have no mood for jokes... Anyway My Mum keep comparing this guy, that guy, this girl, that girl who are all better than me...Charls: "You Go Be Their Mother Lah!" after all the crap my mum throw at me, i just swept all that crap down. She Always Told me to study but there's really nothing to study! i always get 90% or 95% correct of all my test...i cant get 100% due to the fucked up teacher who give GENERAL KNOWLEDGE as a question in the test, fuck him ok...general knowledge my ass...U Know wads GENERAL KNOWLEDGE? ME KICKING YOUR ASS... Haiz...i love my mum but...she has became a old naggy granny like my current granny(friends that know me well, u notice that i never talk about my grandparents before...) I love everybody in my family...actually i dont really hate anybody currently accept MY DARLING SISTER...lol... my enemy for life... My Mum has been very down and very sad...becos of that sometimes i feel really down too...sometimes u see me very down when i go out with u, most of the time(70%) is because of my mum. My Mum kinda sad about me going to ITE...she really wants me to go on and take O's...i already told her that i cant make it for sure, i'll end up in ite in the end(double ite) but she just doesnt believe that i cant make it because i always pass every year...btw it's all border line passes. She wants me to try...i didnt want to because i think it's just the waste of time. I Hate to study, i hate stress, i hate textbooks(i kinda like to read story books but my english still sucks) So I discuss with my dad who understands more about my current situation...he's not a very understanding person tho. My Mum Was Unhappy about it till now...i need more time to prove her wrong...i need to go poly...NY Poly...Full Time Student...One Of My Greatest Wish.
Sometime When I'm Happy, I'm crazy And when i'm down, I'm really down. u can see the change easily. So This Post is very different from the first few... This is...the sad me...not very sad yet but it's sad enough.
Another thing is shall post about. Fuck Girls...not as in really fuck girls...wad i meant was i dont give a fuck about searching for girls anymore...i shall stop being as desperate as i was before. Don Worry I'm Not Gay. I Hate Gays. So as u can see i have no friends that are gay. i just stop being a despo. Just To My Computer and search for SOME STUFF and finish the job...no need girls...my com shall do the job. If u wanna think that i'm actually fucking my com then u're a sick person.
My Computer has been Lagging nowadays...i desprately need to re-format my com and get a new internet connection and get another new drive. My Computer has been my "wife" for years...haha...now that "she's" infected with some "disease" now she's not working like before anymore. Really sad about it...
There's still alot of shit...don really bitch much about it here...thats it for today i think.
sad.
1:12 AM
Saturday, November 13, 2004
My Com Sucks
My Com Sucks.
Updated.
Updated.
4:42 AM
Sunday, November 07, 2004
Yesterday And Today
This Blog Will Consist Of Yeaterday's And Today's Blogs.
Bob: "Today...Is A FUCKED UP Day" HE Said That In Elevator Full Of People And WERE his friends...haha Just Kidding.......Dan: "Yesterday.....Is A TIRING Day...Today Maybe Another One..." I know it's lame...but...i didnt know wad to write to make my blog longer...so ya... lemme start with my main part of my blog.
Yesterday, i woke up at 6.30am when i slept at 3.30++am.....WOOT! Three Hours Of Sleep! I Need to wake up to help my good friend Jia Hua to paint his old shitty house which is going to be rented out. I literally dragged my sleepy ass from my house to braddell mrt to meet Jia Hua. When We met up, we went to had some friend carrot cakes and soya bean drink. The Carrot Cake Is Really Nice. I was really damn full...then jia hua brought me to the paint shop to buy a 25 fucking kilos of White paint. wonderful. A 25kg barrel of paint on VERY FULL Stomach. I don wan to carry it with my both hands because i'll walk like a guy with 50kg dick(my dick is currently 25kg then now add another 25kg...so that makes 50kg.. :P). I Cant carry with only one hand because i'll walk like a cripple. No Choice...got to hug it...After a short while the barrel of paint Successfully Pushed My 5kg Of Shit 10cm above my rectum before everything Pops out like an explosion. I then passed it to jia hua... Jia Hua Took 3/4 of the journey....haha...no choice...i got to shit. Then I did a 200m Dash Like Pregnant Athlete Going to Giving Birth to a 5kg Elephant Baby...A Big Brown One...ahaahahaha... I'm Not Being Racist. It's Just Coincidence. After The Orgasmic Shitting Session, Jia Hua Spread(Oh...KINKY huh) The newspaper on the floor because we're going paint the walls of that room(haha...It's Not what u think). I think We Spent about 2-3 hours to paint the whole room i think... As It is a small room. We then took a break, we went down to eat something. Then Came Back Up To Paint Another Two Walls Of Jia Hua's Old Room. Then We Started To Pack Up As We Got to Meet Jon At 12.30pm In PS Mac. Wah Lau... You Guys Should Take A Look At Our Feets Man...ahahahaaha..."SO BEAUTIFUL", It's A Mix Of Black And White. So We Sang "Black Or White" By Michael Jackson...ahaha Just Kidding! We Used A Brown Brown For Washing Plates To Scrub The Paint And Dirt Of Our Hands And Feets...Ahahaaha...Good Luck Whoever Is Going to Stay Here and Be Stupid Enough Not to Buy a New Scrub For Use. We Then Headed to JiaHua's New BUNGAOW...ahaha...We Seriously Neeeeeeeeeeed A Nice Good Shower After All That Shit We Went Thru That Morning. After That Orgasmic Shower, We Surf Abit Of The Net Then We Rushed Down To PS...
Well...PS Was Packed with people as usual and jon was late as usual too....haha. After Jon Came to mac, We went up to the arcade to play this dumb game using something that looks like a fat man's short dick standing in the middle of a dog's bowl, to hit a small flat shit. The Goal is to hit the flat shit using the SDODB(Short Dick On Dog's Bowl) In the opponent's hole(Kinky Game) Or Should I Say It's a Goal Post. When They're(Jon And JiaHua Were Playing)hitting the Flat Shit, It Sounded like they're Playing PingPong. After Afew Minutes, Suddenly the Machine Start To CUM Out(Like Use Sexy Words) Three Flat Shit At One Time! Both Of Them Were Hitting The Shit Like Two Blind Men Play That Game, In Other Words They anyhow hit and pray that they will score, but sometimes things screwed up, Like when JiaHua Tried To Score, He Misses And The Shit Bounces back(jon didnt do any shit) And Kinda "Own Goal" It Happens afew times to both of them...ahaaha...And For Those Know What Game I'm Talking About(If You Don Know, Go Try To Use Shit to make gold.), And Have Played that game before, The Flat Shit Sometimes Will Stop in the middle and both parties cant reach it and one of the players need to reach out real hard to hit the ball? get that before? Anyway, Their Flat Shit Got Struck In The Middle For a number of times especially when the machine starts to cum three or more flat shit.... haha this was the time i came in and helped Jiahua to score TWO Goals when the Flat shit wasnt moving and i can reach for it... ahahaha....i think Jiahua Won Jon By Three Goals...Muahaaha... We Then Headed to another arcade in PS, We Went there to watch dudes play that punching arcade machine. The Game Goes Like That, Punch as hard as possible on that cushion and u got three tries. We Saw quite a afew groups of guys play that...they not bad...haha...We then Walked From PS to Far East. Along The Way, We Saw So Many Babes!!! WOOT!! So Happy! Those Babes Are The Ones Who Gave Me the Energy To Walk And Walk...ahaha...Actually I'm Very Tired one ok...i only had three hours of sleep. The Babes Gives Me The ENERGY MAN!!!! Haha...
We Went to the Power98 Shit In Far East Level One, To Watch A Band Play Some Songs...Then I was damn sleepy...It's Not their Songs, it's just...there no source of energy....Hahha! We Then Went Shopping(sounds so gay), JiaHua Wanted To Find A Nice Cap...Jon And I Followed Him...We Search And Search And JiaHua Still Didnt Know Which One to buy, Jon Suggest To Buy Boxers...Then JiaHua Brought Us To The Shop Where They Sells Boxers and other stuff. I Didnt Buy Because I Didnt Brought money with me and i didnt want to borrow from them so they both brought one each. The Shopkeeper Gave Them Playboy's Plastic Bags to put their Boxers which is kinda Cool...I Was Dying As The Source of Energy Was Getting Lesser And Lesser, So We Went to the fountain to take a rest. We Talked There For Awhile and we went to shop for Jiahua's new Cap. After Our "Big Walk" around Far East, I'm really tired and suggested to go to the Power98 Booth to take a look whats going on now as we waited for Juan's Band, RAFE! They Are Really Good So It's Worth To Wait. There's Some Really Shitty Games Before RAFE came in to play...Those Games are exciting because it's really scary when they're choosing people up to play the game..hhaha...We Waited and Waited...and we when outside far east for awhile then we saw Juan and his band members going into Far East. Jon Stopped Juan And Said Hi...Well...I Was Really Really Tired And Sleepy So I Was Kinda Cold Towards Him That Day...Haha...Sorry! But At Least I Said Hi... After That We Went Back To The Power98 Booth And Sat Down On the floor watching some shit going on while Juan's Band Was Getting Ready. Then Benita Came To Join Us! Yeah... She Came Right After Church i Think... Yes! This Is the Moment We Had Been waiting for... RAFE started Playing Their Song Wrote By One Of The Member In The Band Then Another Two Songs. It as Really Nice! They're Really Good! Then After That We Left Because JiaHua And I Were Really Tired and wanted to go home... Then We Walked To The Orchard Mrt And JiaHua Left Jon And I As He Need to take a train Home... Jon And I Took The Same Bus Home...We had A Really Funny Conversation In The Bus....We had a Really Good Laugh. haha...Thats All For Yesterday!
For Today, I Slept 12-13 hours! and Woke Up At 11am! Ahahahaha...I was damn tired la...Then Met Up With JiaHua To Go To His Crappy Old House again to Throw Away things that they dont want and finish painting JiaHua's Room... From 1.30pm to about 5pm we were separating the things that they wanted from the things that they dont want, Then We Throw away the things that they dont want...then This Old Malay Guy who is JiaHua's Dad's Old Friend, Wanted Some Of The Stuff that We Wanted to throw away so we gave them the stuff that we wants and we throw the rest away. That Old Malay Guy Actually had 8 Children! Haha...Maybe He Didnt Have Enough Money to buy a Condom So they use a long balloon instead...ahahha...A Poor Man's Condom= Balloon... When Someone have balloons with him, It Doesnt Always Means that he's going to have a party(Maybe Orgy ahaha) or He's a Clown...He's Just Poor. haha... Anyway...After All The Carrying and Throwing and Disturbing The Noisy Irritating Dog Which Always Barks and Barks when we walk past its Owner house, We Went back to paint JiaHua's Old Dirty Room....We Got to Paint The Walls Because Of All Semen On The Walls...Made By JiaHua...IT'S GREEN AND IT'S ALL OVER THE ROOM!!! JIAHUA GO GEYLANG AND SETTLE IT LA!!! Just Kidding! The Guy Who Wanted to Rent the house, Wanted the Whole House to be painted White and the whole house is in green so we got to paint it white. After Finish Painting The Room, We Pack Up and Went home...Dan: "It's Another FUCKING Tiring Day" Bob:" Yeah! It's A FUCKED Day!"
Bob: "Today...Is A FUCKED UP Day" HE Said That In Elevator Full Of People And WERE his friends...haha Just Kidding.......Dan: "Yesterday.....Is A TIRING Day...Today Maybe Another One..." I know it's lame...but...i didnt know wad to write to make my blog longer...so ya... lemme start with my main part of my blog.
Yesterday, i woke up at 6.30am when i slept at 3.30++am.....WOOT! Three Hours Of Sleep! I Need to wake up to help my good friend Jia Hua to paint his old shitty house which is going to be rented out. I literally dragged my sleepy ass from my house to braddell mrt to meet Jia Hua. When We met up, we went to had some friend carrot cakes and soya bean drink. The Carrot Cake Is Really Nice. I was really damn full...then jia hua brought me to the paint shop to buy a 25 fucking kilos of White paint. wonderful. A 25kg barrel of paint on VERY FULL Stomach. I don wan to carry it with my both hands because i'll walk like a guy with 50kg dick(my dick is currently 25kg then now add another 25kg...so that makes 50kg.. :P). I Cant carry with only one hand because i'll walk like a cripple. No Choice...got to hug it...After a short while the barrel of paint Successfully Pushed My 5kg Of Shit 10cm above my rectum before everything Pops out like an explosion. I then passed it to jia hua... Jia Hua Took 3/4 of the journey....haha...no choice...i got to shit. Then I did a 200m Dash Like Pregnant Athlete Going to Giving Birth to a 5kg Elephant Baby...A Big Brown One...ahaahahaha... I'm Not Being Racist. It's Just Coincidence. After The Orgasmic Shitting Session, Jia Hua Spread(Oh...KINKY huh) The newspaper on the floor because we're going paint the walls of that room(haha...It's Not what u think). I think We Spent about 2-3 hours to paint the whole room i think... As It is a small room. We then took a break, we went down to eat something. Then Came Back Up To Paint Another Two Walls Of Jia Hua's Old Room. Then We Started To Pack Up As We Got to Meet Jon At 12.30pm In PS Mac. Wah Lau... You Guys Should Take A Look At Our Feets Man...ahahahaaha..."SO BEAUTIFUL", It's A Mix Of Black And White. So We Sang "Black Or White" By Michael Jackson...ahaha Just Kidding! We Used A Brown Brown For Washing Plates To Scrub The Paint And Dirt Of Our Hands And Feets...Ahahaaha...Good Luck Whoever Is Going to Stay Here and Be Stupid Enough Not to Buy a New Scrub For Use. We Then Headed to JiaHua's New BUNGAOW...ahaha...We Seriously Neeeeeeeeeeed A Nice Good Shower After All That Shit We Went Thru That Morning. After That Orgasmic Shower, We Surf Abit Of The Net Then We Rushed Down To PS...
Well...PS Was Packed with people as usual and jon was late as usual too....haha. After Jon Came to mac, We went up to the arcade to play this dumb game using something that looks like a fat man's short dick standing in the middle of a dog's bowl, to hit a small flat shit. The Goal is to hit the flat shit using the SDODB(Short Dick On Dog's Bowl) In the opponent's hole(Kinky Game) Or Should I Say It's a Goal Post. When They're(Jon And JiaHua Were Playing)hitting the Flat Shit, It Sounded like they're Playing PingPong. After Afew Minutes, Suddenly the Machine Start To CUM Out(Like Use Sexy Words) Three Flat Shit At One Time! Both Of Them Were Hitting The Shit Like Two Blind Men Play That Game, In Other Words They anyhow hit and pray that they will score, but sometimes things screwed up, Like when JiaHua Tried To Score, He Misses And The Shit Bounces back(jon didnt do any shit) And Kinda "Own Goal" It Happens afew times to both of them...ahaaha...And For Those Know What Game I'm Talking About(If You Don Know, Go Try To Use Shit to make gold.), And Have Played that game before, The Flat Shit Sometimes Will Stop in the middle and both parties cant reach it and one of the players need to reach out real hard to hit the ball? get that before? Anyway, Their Flat Shit Got Struck In The Middle For a number of times especially when the machine starts to cum three or more flat shit.... haha this was the time i came in and helped Jiahua to score TWO Goals when the Flat shit wasnt moving and i can reach for it... ahahaha....i think Jiahua Won Jon By Three Goals...Muahaaha... We Then Headed to another arcade in PS, We Went there to watch dudes play that punching arcade machine. The Game Goes Like That, Punch as hard as possible on that cushion and u got three tries. We Saw quite a afew groups of guys play that...they not bad...haha...We then Walked From PS to Far East. Along The Way, We Saw So Many Babes!!! WOOT!! So Happy! Those Babes Are The Ones Who Gave Me the Energy To Walk And Walk...ahaha...Actually I'm Very Tired one ok...i only had three hours of sleep. The Babes Gives Me The ENERGY MAN!!!! Haha...
We Went to the Power98 Shit In Far East Level One, To Watch A Band Play Some Songs...Then I was damn sleepy...It's Not their Songs, it's just...there no source of energy....Hahha! We Then Went Shopping(sounds so gay), JiaHua Wanted To Find A Nice Cap...Jon And I Followed Him...We Search And Search And JiaHua Still Didnt Know Which One to buy, Jon Suggest To Buy Boxers...Then JiaHua Brought Us To The Shop Where They Sells Boxers and other stuff. I Didnt Buy Because I Didnt Brought money with me and i didnt want to borrow from them so they both brought one each. The Shopkeeper Gave Them Playboy's Plastic Bags to put their Boxers which is kinda Cool...I Was Dying As The Source of Energy Was Getting Lesser And Lesser, So We Went to the fountain to take a rest. We Talked There For Awhile and we went to shop for Jiahua's new Cap. After Our "Big Walk" around Far East, I'm really tired and suggested to go to the Power98 Booth to take a look whats going on now as we waited for Juan's Band, RAFE! They Are Really Good So It's Worth To Wait. There's Some Really Shitty Games Before RAFE came in to play...Those Games are exciting because it's really scary when they're choosing people up to play the game..hhaha...We Waited and Waited...and we when outside far east for awhile then we saw Juan and his band members going into Far East. Jon Stopped Juan And Said Hi...Well...I Was Really Really Tired And Sleepy So I Was Kinda Cold Towards Him That Day...Haha...Sorry! But At Least I Said Hi... After That We Went Back To The Power98 Booth And Sat Down On the floor watching some shit going on while Juan's Band Was Getting Ready. Then Benita Came To Join Us! Yeah... She Came Right After Church i Think... Yes! This Is the Moment We Had Been waiting for... RAFE started Playing Their Song Wrote By One Of The Member In The Band Then Another Two Songs. It as Really Nice! They're Really Good! Then After That We Left Because JiaHua And I Were Really Tired and wanted to go home... Then We Walked To The Orchard Mrt And JiaHua Left Jon And I As He Need to take a train Home... Jon And I Took The Same Bus Home...We had A Really Funny Conversation In The Bus....We had a Really Good Laugh. haha...Thats All For Yesterday!
For Today, I Slept 12-13 hours! and Woke Up At 11am! Ahahahaha...I was damn tired la...Then Met Up With JiaHua To Go To His Crappy Old House again to Throw Away things that they dont want and finish painting JiaHua's Room... From 1.30pm to about 5pm we were separating the things that they wanted from the things that they dont want, Then We Throw away the things that they dont want...then This Old Malay Guy who is JiaHua's Dad's Old Friend, Wanted Some Of The Stuff that We Wanted to throw away so we gave them the stuff that we wants and we throw the rest away. That Old Malay Guy Actually had 8 Children! Haha...Maybe He Didnt Have Enough Money to buy a Condom So they use a long balloon instead...ahahha...A Poor Man's Condom= Balloon... When Someone have balloons with him, It Doesnt Always Means that he's going to have a party(Maybe Orgy ahaha) or He's a Clown...He's Just Poor. haha... Anyway...After All The Carrying and Throwing and Disturbing The Noisy Irritating Dog Which Always Barks and Barks when we walk past its Owner house, We Went back to paint JiaHua's Old Dirty Room....We Got to Paint The Walls Because Of All Semen On The Walls...Made By JiaHua...IT'S GREEN AND IT'S ALL OVER THE ROOM!!! JIAHUA GO GEYLANG AND SETTLE IT LA!!! Just Kidding! The Guy Who Wanted to Rent the house, Wanted the Whole House to be painted White and the whole house is in green so we got to paint it white. After Finish Painting The Room, We Pack Up and Went home...Dan: "It's Another FUCKING Tiring Day" Bob:" Yeah! It's A FUCKED Day!"
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