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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Things Arent Getting Better

As my eyes are stuck to the com 3/4 of the week, i did nothing but play computer games and watching movies and shows. No tv No psp Not doing other stuff than sitting infront of my computer. i'm like more to virtual life than real life. i just kinda found out that...virtual friends should just stay virtual and my real frenz sometimes it's better for me to meet them out for a chat that to chat in the net. Just like virtual friends are like wanking and Real Friends are like Sex. You Wank When u Watch Porn(In case u didnt know, Please stop fucking your pillow or your sister or your big soft toy because that not wanking) and have sex with someone in real life not in some mirc for some CYBERSEX or also you don wank when u see couples having sex in the park or car or public toilets, trust me the guy will be horny enough to fuck your bloody ass if u don fuck off.

Also Sad to say that i cant say much in my blog because either it would hurt some people's feelings or it's too secretive to be revealed. So wad i'll do is to write all it in my blog and post it for A SECOND and i delete it. =)

Hmm...I'm going to cut botak(NS, not because i feel that botak is sexy although it is) soon if the polys don accept me.Just in NS there alot of things i couldnt do and things that i'll miss. Some things i cant control myself to do so I wish i don shout "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU" when i throws a grenade, I wish i wouldnt get caught holding my dick while reading a porn magazine and Lastly i REALLY REALLY wish i'll not feel like shitting in Master parades(it last an hour plus), i don wan to shit in my pants.

So many things i cant do in NS. Well this is life. Got to get over it. Really wish to go into a poly.





















wishing.













a scar that never heals up.

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10:01 PM

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

New Com = No Life.

As you all know that i have a new com(well i told like afew million people about me having a Com), so if u didnt know, you can drown yourself in pee and sing national anthem before u die. Anyway i've become a Vampire. Not sucking blood ones...I'm those who drinks ribena and sleeps in the day. I sleep at around 8am?9am? yeah...due to my mum screaming at me that i spam my air con too much and my sister talking and laughing so fucking loud like a siao zhar bo and kookaburra combined, i woke up after 5 or 6 hours of sleep. Actually staying up late(or shall i say early...LOL) is not bad. If i got SCV then I'll Stick My eyeballs to the tv. Now without SCV i can, dota(dumb game), random surfing the net(i'm innocent ok...no XXX...never), Wanking(opps...i suppose that means playing chess with my imaginary fren and watching teletubbies), Watch movies and Some Shows like Lost and Whose line is it anyway,playing my GLAMOROUS PSP! It's weird know...i can NEVER enjoy a porn movie. NEVER seriously...cause mosttttt porn movies are crap...especially those which show u afew different scenes at one time. like one pizza boy send her pizza then end up sending her his hotdog and another one in the office wan to send some documents then end up 69-ing on the documents on the table and other rubbish lor...i will never like all those bullshit porn movies. If u wan, just make it a porn...no storyline(or super little storyline example while having dinner then BOOM rough sex). Anyway Some more anal train people going to NS liao...this friday going le...so sad...less people to dota and go out with. Sad. somemore now i finish my stupid ITE...bloody poly don accept me...CCB! Most Probably because i'm using 3rd sem results only so lesser chances than those have 4th sem which is the full cert of ite AND not forgetting those bloody people took O's.(i make it bold so that people wont ask again and again why i didnt get in.) bloody sad and sick of how poly reject people like that...no reply no nothing. I find myself damn pathetic at times. Argh. fuck it...if really cannot then i just go higher nitec and go NS. Now i may need a job....maybe not...cos i have a new com to enjoy and i got lots of shows waiting for me to watch therefore...i shall let the job find me. Thank god for the new com.

What i feel like doing now is....find some online games and find hacks for them. Muahahaha. Evil But Very Fun. And Get Lots of Shows to watch and camp at home...WHOSE WITH ME! haha. Oh Ya...I'm enjoying my very nice new songs SO! I Must Thank Those People Who sent me songs! Especially DEE...You Sent me alot...Thanks alot then =) She's going to Hongkong...I Hope She had lots of fun and shop lotsa Stuff and bring me a present! =P
It has been sometime that i have been clubbing due to the big hole in my EMPTY pockets. And Naruto is a bloody farking irritating anime now...dumb and lame jokes...8-10 more weeks of Filler Episodes. Bleach Bleach Bleach! I must get it from my fren but he currently always not free most probably busy sucking his grandfather's cock. Hope he doesnt see this. And if u see this i'm not talking about u i'm talking abt my another fren. =) *evil laugh* Muahhaahaha.

omg...my face start to have more and more pimples...OMG...i must buy a lightsaber and burn it off!!!!!!!!!!! Most likely is because my vampire sleeping time and the horniness for to spicy food. Pimples Must all die die die. GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GIVE US PIMPLES? WHAT THE FUCK WE SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THEM? DIRTY OUR MIRROR? TO DIRTY THE BUS WINDOWS(THATS WAD THE MUDS ALWAYS DO, FUCKIN DISGUSTING)? TO SHOW OFF YOUR "GOING TO BURST" FULL WITH PUS PIMPLE AND MAKE THOSE PEOPLE WHO SEES IT AND HAVE A FUCCCCCCCCCCKING STRONG URGE TO BURSTTTTT YOUR BIG FAT JUICY PIMPLE? Dumb pimples.

Fuck now everybody's either schooling or working. Nobody's like me... N-o-t-h-i-n-g to do. Anyway don u hate it when your stupid cursor fucks u up? like u suddenly wan to add something in the last sentence and when u add the stupid word then it EATS UP the words infront...FUCK LOR! Damn Irritating... Make u feel like killing your KEYBOARD only....not my new com. I shall not use harsh words on my new com...give him afew years...i'll curse like there's no tomorrow.

Afew Days back i watched Lost, it's fucking orgasmic la! Although some parts are fucking fake, it's still a fucking nice show. i'll WOULD like give a three thumbs up but i'm not mutated like ZHI MIN...aahahahahahha...still remember our primary school or probably singapore's ugliest and scariest face ever. I wouldnt wan to describe it here because that would kill some of my readers. Their Eyes start melting and the brain explode JUST by reading the description Of the Legendary ZHI MIN! There's alot of Bitches we made fun of. Ugly&Fat ones especially. I think it's retribution for me to say all that...No Wonder i'm Fat and Ugly now. LOL. Then Girls will use me to threaten their frenz like this "If u don give me Sweets Means you like DANNYPOH" omg lor. HAHAHAHAAA.....ok this is getting lame-er and lame-er. I'm sleepy, cant help it. LOL guess wads the time now! 8am. It's like 8pm for me. Eat my "Dinner" then go Sleep.

Ok Before i go i must say afew things. on 14th april(good friday) have this Party at COCCO Latte it's Retro & 1950s Evening Mafia Glamour Themed Party. The Most Important Thing About this Party is FREE FLOW OF CHOCOLATES FROM 9.30pm TO 11pm!!!!! See me Painted with chocolate and also We CANT forget My famous Long HUGE Chocolate BAR! Only Can Suck and Lick. No Biting. you Bite i Pee. Shit On Your Face. Anyway if u're interested u can either tag on my sexy board or u just msg me in msn if u have me in your list. ok...Next thing, Anyone who have a nice paying and quite slack job. PLEASE Tell me. Next...Anyone have the last 20 episodes of naruto or bleach or both PLEASE ALSO INFORM ME....PLEASE MSG OR SOMETHING!!! I Need them. Next....If anyone if u know any fun online games please Inform me also. Most Importantly u can also give me a call or msg me in msn if u wanna hang out! =)

Don Worry Be Happy!

Pee Out~!

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6:42 PM


theGrumpyToast, Dan



      this Grumpy Toast is very grumpy. Beware, this toast bites.

      im Danny
      and yes, I REALLY BITE.


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